Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) [7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. What product was that for? 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Walken one is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Just now, Ralonzo said: [7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH 2)Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Walken best so far - Devito saved the Ahnold one at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [7:19] 3-0 SF with a record FG 1) Nerds Gummy Clusters. The ad is kinda disturbing but that actually looks awesome. 2) Twisters movie. No Helen Hunt. 3) Booking.com with Tina Fey and Glenn Close at a combined age of what, 140? 4) Homes.com attempting to complete with Zillow? You can't compete with a company that has made themself a noun AND a verb already. Just now, stevewin said: Walken best so far - Devito saved the Ahnold one at the end Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Wtf was the safety doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 5 minutes ago, Ralonzo said: Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah? Maybe Arnold has it copyrighted and wouldn't let them use it 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) [7:26] 1) T-Mobile auditions, but someone needs to explain the diff between magenta and hot pink. They ain't magenta: the first Hot Tuna record is magenta, the first Love Battery CD is hot pink. 2) Coors light with LL Cool O'Jay driving the Love Train. 3) Wide Right Of Destiny again. Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Wow stupid Gronk Fanduel got me at the end with the tribute - RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [7:33] in the defensive struggle everyone predicted. 1) More Temu, it's right sized merchandise for this virtual dollhouse. 2) Oreo doing a twist commercial without Teddy KGB? 3) E-Trade babies in a pickleball commercial. They needed to quit a long time ago. 4) Hellmann's Mayo cat with dime store Jeri Ryan. 5) Halo the streaming series, ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) [7:41] 1) Reese's Caramel Peanut Butter Cups filmed in Hammer's Lot. 2) Squarespace. Please use the Independence Day beam, can you, aliens? 3) Bass Pro is selling a floating box of Marlboros that seats six and has a 100hp motor. The most American thing possible. 4) Robert Kraft standing up to people who hate semites, and/or massages. Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [7:51] After the trickeration 1) Dunkin Donuts with Tom Brady and I don't get the boy band angle. 2) Who is my Neighbah? ask Ahnold. 3) Shogun, the new adaptation of the James Clavell novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [7:57] 2 minute warning 1) Another chance to kick off my Texas with TurboTex. 2) Crowdstrike with some steampunk western riff. 3) Google Pixel 8, with what I assume is an apology for their last year's ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Kennedy kan’t. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 The average Super Bowl commercial costs $7 mil this year. There have already been at least 2 “jesus he gets you” commercials. Maybe that $14 mil could have been better spent helping the homeless people in the commercials? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Just now, Ralonzo said: [8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world. I’m drinking poppi right now. It’s good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: I’m drinking poppi right now. It’s good Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Kennedy ad- $7M+10 cents Uses uncle's old ad and pasted his head on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Ralonzo said: Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda. Your grandfather has a dog's name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) [8:13] Halftime, some network promos and local spots, nothing interesting. Back in 30. Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 4 minutes ago, Ralonzo said: Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda. Don't allow grandpa on the couch. (Seinfeld reference) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 14 minutes ago, Wacka said: Don't allow grandpa on the couch. (Seinfeld reference) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) Josh Allen woulda thrown Arnold over Paramount mountain. Edited February 12 by The Jokeman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [8:40] Pre-2nd half & locals 1) Tua on Paramount Mt with Patrick Stewart. 2) Pluto TV couch potatos 3) Hyundai driving vikings 4) Xfinity different Christian McCaffreys 5) Tesla boycott ad 6) Mattressfirm sinkers and floaters [8:52] After Kermit delivers... the pick 1) Verizon 5G with Beyonce. Yawwwn. 2) Uber Eats commercial is going to be the first thing I forget in order to remember literally anything else. 3) Pluto TV couch potatos abbreviated version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simstim Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Such a large amount of absurdism and surrealism. It's quite a strange set of commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [8:59] 1) Pfizer declares that they are the logical inheritor of all of humanity's art, science and wisdom. What could go wrong? 2) Mr T wears Skechers, so does Tony Romo. They don't want to bend over I guess. 3) Bud Light and I just don't know what they're going to try next to try to rehabilitate their market share with these minor celebs. They need 10 or 20 Taylor Swifts for that. [9:04] 1) Toyota Tacoma looks for euphemisms for the Oh ***** handle. 2) Does Temu even net the dollars it needs to buy all these ads? 3) Doritos Dinamita with the Sinaloa Abuelas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djp14150 Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ralonzo said: [8:59] 1) Pfizer declares that they are the logical inheritor of all of humanity's art, science and wisdom. What could go wrong? 2) Mr T wears Skechers, so does Tony Romo. They don't want to bend over I guess. 3) Bud Light and I just don't know what they're going to try next to try to rehabilitate their market share with these minor celebs. They need 10 or 20 Taylor Swifts for that. [9:04] 1) Toyota Tacoma looks for euphemisms for the Oh ***** handle. 2) Does Temu even net the dollars it needs to buy all these ads? 3) Doritos Dinamita with the Sinaloa Abuelas. Remember…local stations get ad slots. Some are just broadcast in local slots of top 20 markets. Buffalo is one for this purpose. Edited February 12 by djp14150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Shout-out to The Office in the IF commercial. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [9:14] 1) VW gets Neil Diamond as a soundtrack for their latest golf cart. 2) Homes.com wastes another few mill. 3) I'm not sure that Dumsticks being hawked by the Tiki Doll from Trilogy Of Terror is a great sales point. 4) Ryan Reynolds oversaturation continues with some other movie that isn't Deadpool 3 so I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [9:28] I hate the NFL, league & network block. 1) CBS promo 2) NFL shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [9:33] End of 3rd in this craptastic matchup. 1) NFL spot 2) CBS spot 3) Local Blue Cross 4) Navy 5) More bludgeoning of Tesla 6) local HVAC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [9:42] 1) Kia. Too bad it's a Kia. 2) Macrosoft's Copilot. No idea what it is, but I'm sure it's designed to be mandatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [9:53] tie game. i wonder if KC will manage to "hold" on 1) Homes.com again, just why 2) Disney+ with a bunch of movie quotes 3) The inevitable Clydesdales for Budweiser. 4/5) Network/league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [10:02] 2:00 warning 1) T-Mobile WiFi. Lousy. 2) Doordash promo code, we're into the dregs aren't we? Q: This could have been a 45-3 game by now, who wants their ads here? 3) A: Paramount+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) [10:20] we're going to oooooooooovertime... for all the backup commercials 1) Progressive recycled Kid N Play 2) Discover repeat 3) Monkey Man, the John Wick of Mumbai Edited February 12 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simstim Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Good work Ralonzo. Been a fun adjunct to the game 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 [10:35] I'm too old for this ***** 1) Kung Fu Panda 4 2) State Farm is theya Ahnold repeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurlyBurly51 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 So with unexpected extra air time to fill due to overtime do they re-run some of the paid for commercials at a discount? For free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Definitely some reruns and some non-debut ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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