Just Jack Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) Scenario: The NFL has decided they want one team in every state, and for some odd reason, decided you're the one to decide where they go. Here's the criteria... 1) States that already have one team, will stay where they are. Names could change to better reflect the state/city that they play in, example, New England Patriots could go back to using Boston Patriots. Carolina Panthers will become North Carolina Panthers or Charlotte Panthers. 2) States with multiple teams, will need to relocate teams to a state with no team, to get them down to one team remaining. So, Florida with the Bucs, Jags, and Dolphins, two of those three teams will need to move. Teams that are moved, can keep their identity, like if you moved the Dolphins to Hawaii, they could stay as the Hawaiin Dolphins, or you could change their identity if you want. 3) New teams will be named after the city/location they will play in or state name. So, a team in Idaho could be named either the Idaho Spuds or Boise Spuds. 4) No need to worry about divisions/conferences, that will all be figured out later. Here are your lists. Teams that are staying put Arizona - Arizona Cardinals Colorado - Denver Broncos Georgia - Atlanta Falcons Illinois - Chicago Bears Indiana - Indianapolis Colts Louisiana - New Orleans Saints Massachusetts - New England Patriots (need to be renamed) Michigan - Detroit Lions Minnesota - Minnesota Vikings Missouri - Kansas City Chiefs Nevada - Las Vegas Raiders New York - Buffalo Bills North Carolina - Caroliina Panthers (need to be renamed) Tennessee - Tennessee Titans Washington - Seattle Seahawks Wisconsin - Green Bay Packers States with teams that must relocate one or more teams. California - Los Angelese Chargers, Los Angelese Rams, San Fransico 49ers Florida - Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins Maryland - Baltimore Ravens, Washington Commanders New Jersey - Giants, Jets (remaining team location must be renamed to reflect state or city) Ohio - Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns Pennsylvania - Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburg Steelers Texas - Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans States with no teams currently Alabama Alaska Arkansas Connecticut Delaware Hawaii Idaho Iowa Kansas Kentucky Maine Mississippi Montana Nebraska New Hampshire New Mexico North Dakota Oklahoma Oregon Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Utah Vermont Virginia West Virginia Wyoming So how would you do it? What teams would you relocate? What new teams would you come up with? Edited October 28, 2023 by Just Jack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Did I miss London? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 28, 2023 Author Share Posted October 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Augie said: Did I miss London? Is London a state in the US of A? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) Cincinnati just builds a new stadium across the river. Problem solved. Dolphins to Alabama: Saban can coach them again. Alabama F-150s Jets go to Utah to keep Zach happy. Utah Cougars. Chargers move to Connecticut. Still called the Chargers, but now they’re named after that plate that rich people put under their plate. Jags to SD. Called the Dakota Frackers. Edited October 28, 2023 by FrenchConnection 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Day drinking is fun 🍺🍺🍺💪 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Jersey Giants to Alaska. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, I'm Spartacus said: Jersey Giants to Alaska. Nome Giants? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, I'm Spartacus said: Jersey Giants to Alaska. Jersey Giants or Jets to Delaware. 18 minutes ago, FrenchConnection said: Chargers move to Connecticut. Still called the Chargers, but now they’re named after that plate that rich people put under their plate. Chargers better to move to Hawaii. Fits better in West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Can I relocate the Patriots to Nevada and build their new stadium in a nuclear test area? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Is London a state in the US of A? I’m with you. Someone needs to get word to Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Do I have to be the terrible person here in thinking that the Bills would not be the team to stay in NY? I firmly believe the Jets would end up being New Jersey and the Giants would end up being NY. They’d probably ship the Bills off to Alaska or something 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, mrags said: Do I have to be the terrible person here in thinking that the Bills would not be the team to stay in NY? I firmly believe the Jets would end up being New Jersey and the Giants would end up being NY. They’d probably ship the Bills off to Alaska or something Bills to Hawaii problem solved🤙🤙 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, mrags said: Do I have to be the terrible person here in thinking that the Bills would not be the team to stay in NY? I firmly believe the Jets would end up being New Jersey and the Giants would end up being NY. They’d probably ship the Bills off to Alaska or something Except the criteria was states with single teams stay The bills are the only team in New York New Jersey has two Hence Bill stay and New Jersey gets split 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 28, 2023 Author Share Posted October 28, 2023 38 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: Can I relocate the Patriots to Nevada and build their new stadium in a nuclear test area? No, because the Raiders are already in Nevada. 1 hour ago, FrenchConnection said: Cincinnati just builds a new stadium across the river. Problem solved. Dolphins to Alabama: Saban can coach them again. Alabama F-150s Jets go to Utah to keep Zach happy. Utah Cougars. Chargers move to Connecticut. Still called the Chargers, but now they’re named after that plate that rich people put under their plate. Jags to SD. Called the Dakota Frackers. 22 more states to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Maryland - Baltimore Ravens, Washington Commanders What if the Commanders moved to DC? (I realize that it's not a state, but it is the team's named city.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 28, 2023 Author Share Posted October 28, 2023 53 minutes ago, I'm Spartacus said: Jersey Giants to Alaska. 26 more states to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBoy Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, FrenchConnection said: Cincinnati just builds a new stadium across the river. Problem solved. Dolphins to Alabama: Saban can coach them again. Alabama F-150s Jets go to Utah to keep Zach happy. Utah Cougars. Chargers move to Connecticut. Still called the Chargers, but now they’re named after that plate that rich people put under their plate. Jags to SD. Called the Dakota Frackers. Utah Cougars, lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 28, 2023 Author Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 minute ago, WhoTom said: What if the Commanders moved to DC? (I realize that it's not a state, but it is the team's named city.) DC is not a state according to the government. “Taxation Without Representation” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4BillsintheBurgh Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 54 minutes ago, 145B4IDIE said: Nome Giants? Think it's gotta be Nome Gnomes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Scenario: The NFL has decided they want one team in every state, and for some odd reason, decided you're the one to decide where they go. Here's the criteria... 1) States that already have one team, will stay where they are. Names could change to better reflect the state/city that they play in, example, New England Patriots could go back to using Boston Patriots. Carolina Panthers will become North Carolina Panthers or Charlotte Panthers. 2) States with multiple teams, will need to relocate teams to a state with no team, to get them down to one team remaining. So, Florida with the Bucs, Jags, and Dolphins, two of those three teams will need to move. Teams that are moved, can keep their identity, like if you moved the Dolphins to Hawaii, they could stay as the Hawaiin Dolphins, or you could change their identity if you want. 3) New teams will be named after the city/location they will play in or state name. So, a team in Idaho could be named either the Idaho Spuds or Boise Spuds. 4) No need to worry about divisions/conferences, that will all be figured out later. Here are your lists. Teams that are staying put Arizona - Arizona Cardinals Colorado - Denver Broncos Georgia - Atlanta Falcons Illinois - Chicago Bears Indiana - Indianapolis Colts Louisiana - New Orleans Saints Massachusetts - New England Patriots (need to be renamed) Michigan - Detroit Lions Minnesota - Minnesota Vikings Missouri - Kansas City Chiefs Nevada - Las Vegas Raiders New York - Buffalo Bills North Carolina - Caroliina Panthers (need to be renamed) Tennessee - Tennessee Titans Washington - Seattle Seahawks Wisconsin - Green Bay Packers States with teams that must relocate one or more teams. California - Los Angelese Chargers, Los Angelese Rams, San Fransico 49ers Florida - Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins Maryland - Baltimore Ravens, Washington Commanders New Jersey - Giants, Jets (remaining team location must be renamed to reflect state or city) Ohio - Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns Pennsylvania - Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburg Steelers Texas - Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans States with no teams currently Alabama - jamboree Alaska - huskies Arkansas - mafia Connecticut - Giants Delaware - tri-county's Hawaii - Jaguars because eff them Idaho - 9ers for the lulz Iowa - grapplers Kansas - traitors Kentucky - thoroughbreds Maine - bombers Mississippi - Bucs Montana - Joes Nebraska - dolphins New Hampshire - hammers New Mexico - new team the isotopes North Dakota - pioneers Oklahoma - new team - the musical Oregon - Swosh Rhode Island - new team the griffins or clams South Carolina - new team freedom South Dakota - new team Sioux Utah - rams Vermont - new team syrup suckers Virginia - redskins West Virginia - Steelers Wyoming - cowboys Also, Michigan loses the Lions and the Wolverines because eff them. Edited October 28, 2023 by boyst 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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