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33 minutes ago, njbuff said:

Glenn Jacobs

 

Only if he promises to chokeslam Pelosi through a flaming table... after delivering a tombstone to Schumer (on a folding metal chair, of course.)

 

I'd be down with the new Presidential entrance music and pyro he would bring to every event.

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5 minutes ago, Cinga said:

I'm sure Tibs would be willing to lend a hand... I heard he looks a bit Weinstein-ish... 

In honor of naming ugly *****, I nominate Deez Nutz.  Can't be worse.  Otherwise, Q baby...that sounds exciting.  

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Mark Cuban

 

A true self made man. Loved BB at Indiana but post graduation could no longer listen to games. So he started his own company to stream BB games. He sold out to broadcast.com for $6,000,000,000.00.

 

He then bought the Dallas Maverick which were on a 5-10 year run as one of the worst teams in the NBA.  He turned them into playoff team in 2 years.   Won the NBA Championship a few years later.

 

He has been successful in other high tech areas with his own company since.

 

He understands Big Tech and what they are really doing unlike Trump or any of the D's ( since Yang Yang got out) who don't know Jack squat about it.  Yet it is a driving force of our country/economy.

 

AND he has his own "reality show" which makes for a GREAT stepping stone to prez.

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Just now, Buffalo_Gal said:


Wouldn’t surprise me in 2024.

 

Same here.  She would bring the perfect professional balance against eight years of Trump's unpredictable trolling, and would provide a great comparison to the current "Dem" candidates, who will all show up again in 2024...except Biden, who will be eating jello in diapers...probably by next Thursday.

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5 hours ago, Koko78 said:

 

Only if he promises to chokeslam Pelosi through a flaming table... after delivering a tombstone to Schumer (on a folding metal chair, of course.)

 

I'd be down with the new Presidential entrance music and pyro he would bring to every event.

 

With Mark Calaway as VP.

 

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50 minutes ago, njbuff said:

 

With Mark Calaway as VP.

 

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You just know *****'s getting real at a cabinet meeting when the gong hits, the lights go out, and a dense theatrical fog covers the floor.

 

Sending the VP out to cut a foreign policy promo could be fun:

 

"Iran, this Sunday at WWIV, You. Will. Rest. In. Peace."

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