WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.Where have you been?It's alright we know where you've been.You've been in the pipeline, filling in time.Provided with toys and scouting for boys.You bought a guitar to punish your ma.And you didn't like school, And you know you're nobody's fool.So welcome to the machine. Edited May 6, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?We can end your daily strifeAt a reasonable priceYou've seen it advertised in LifeYou'll feel just fineNowBuy a big bright green pleasure machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I should have known you'd bid me farewell There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea If I never hear your name again, it's all the same to me And I think it's gonna be all right Yeah, the worst is over now The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I'll never forget you and love you inspite of your faults The good and the bad I want to remember it all I did a new dance and you did your Tennessee Waltz The party's all over I came uninvited I'm leaving and taking the belle of the ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 And the man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go They're forming in a straight line They're goin through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds Blitzkreig Bop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Let us have peace, let us have life Let us escape the cruel night Let us have time, let the sun shine Let us beware the deadly sign The day is coming Armageddon's near Inferno coming Can we survive the blitzkrieg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking about Revolution, evolution, m@sturbation Flagellation, regulation, integrations Meditations, United Nations Congratulations All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 It happened on the strip where the road is wide Two cool shorts standing side by side Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-thirteen Revving up our engines and it sounds real mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I looked in my mirror; a red light was blinkin'The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln! Â They arrested me and they put me in jail.And called my pappy to throw my bail.And he said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)His horn went, beep, beep, beep. (Beep! Beep!). Â While riding in my Cadillac, what, to my surprise,A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.The guy must have wanted it to pass me upAs he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a gettin' hotty It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it I'll check out the hood scoop I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You've been drivin' all night long It's time to put the old Maserati away So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead And the damn thing's open Hello! Get in there! Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? She Wango'd to death Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Wango Tango Tango Wango Wango Wango Wango Tango Tango Tango Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Riding along in my automobileMy baby beside me at the wheelI stole a kiss at the turn of a mileMy curiosity runnin' wildCrusin' and playin' the radioWith no particular place to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Well the girls would turn the color Of the avocado when he would drive Down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an @sshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 She didn't see the tandem gravel truck Passin on the curve Too much fun Too little luck She didn't have time to swerve  Terminus terminus Terminus El Dorado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Little James Dean, up on the screenWonderin' who he might beAlong came a Spyder and picked up a riderAnd took him down the road to eternity  James Dean, James Dean, you bought it sight unseen  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer. And I can't get get my car out of second gear. What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh! It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.  Gonna write me up for 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! No, no no, Edited May 6, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) So no one told you life was gonna be this way ????? Your job's a joke, you're broke Your love life's D.O.A It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year, but I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) Edited May 6, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Mountains rough this time of yearClose the highway downThey don't warn the town  And I've been fighting second gearFor fifteen miles or soTrying to beat the angry snow  And I know every town worth passing throughBut what good does knowing doWith no one to show it to  And I've grown tired of traveling aloneTired of traveling aloneI've grown tired of traveling aloneWon't you ride with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I was a highwayman Along the coach roads I did ride With sword and pistol by my side Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five But I am still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019  And we’ll have fun fun fun Til my daddy take’s the T-Bird away . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Fun, fun, fun(Jeremy)Me, me, me(Fifi)Take, take, take(Jeremy)Fun, fun, fun  James Dean posters on their wall(Five killed in the car-crash)What a sad little end to it all(Five killed in the car-crash)Last seen having lots of fun(Five dumped in a river)Barefoot and on the run(Five dumped in a river)  I am mad from ScandinaviaI want a guy in the London areaHe must be crazy and Sagittarius'Cause I'm Leo and I'm hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 She's real fine, my 4-0-9 She's real fine, my 4-0-9 My 4--0--9 Â Well, I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes (Giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9) For I knew there would be a time (Giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9) When I would buy a brand new 4-0-9 (4-0-9, 4-0-9) Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0 Nothing can catch her, nothing can touch my 4-0-9, 4-0-9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 My Maseratti does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don't drive I have a limo, ride in the back I lock the doors in case I'm attacked I'm making records, my fans they can't wait  They write me letters, tell me I'm great So I got me an office, gold records on the wall Just leave a message, maybe I'll call  Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through (Everybody say I'm cool, he's cool) I can't complain but sometimes I still do Life's been good to me so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Drive like the windStraining the limits of machine and manLaughing out loud with fear and hopeI've got a desperate planAt the one-lane bridgeI leave the giants stranded at the riversideRace back to the farmTo dream with my uncle at the fireside  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree  Christmas Eve'll find me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Haul out the holly; Put up the tree before my spirit falls again. Fill up the stocking, I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now. For we need a little Christmas Right this very minute, Candles in the window, Carols at the spinet. Yes, we need a little Christmas Right this very minute. It hasn't snowed a single flurry, But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Goodbye Norma Jean Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you change your name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Got out really early from the factoryDrivin' like a nut in the rainDon't think I was actin' so hystericallyBut I didn't see a thing until it cameMet the dumb suburbos in the takeawayBeating up the Chinee at the counterI put a few inside me at the end of the dayI took out my revenge on the revolution counter  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 On ‎4‎/‎12‎/‎2019 at 11:06 PM, /dev/null said: Respond to the previous poster with the line from a song. Your response doesn't have to rhyme but it does have to be somewhat related. So to get it started...    My Maserati does 185  TIME OUT!  This is an awesome ***** thread.  GAME ON! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette And curse Sir Walter Raleigh He was such a stupid git  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 ----------------------------------- Â Lord, I was born a ramblin' manTryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I canAnd when it's time for leavin'I hope you'll understandThat I was born a ramblin' man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Yeah,I'm gonna tell my tale come on, Come on,Give a listen, Cause I was born lonely down by the riversideLearned to spin fortune wheels, and throw diceAnd I was just thirteen when I had to leave homeKnew I couldn't stick around, had to roam  Ain't good lookin', but you know I ain't shyAin't afraid to look a girl, in the eye  So if you need some lovin, and you need it right awayTake a little time out, and maybe I'll stay  Then I got to ramble (ramblin' man)Lord I got to gamble (gamblin' man) Oh I got to ramble (ramblin' man)And I was born a ramblin' gamblin' man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Ramble onAnd now's the time, the time is nowTo sing my songI'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girlOn my wayI've been this way ten years to the dayRamble onGotta find the queen of all my dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Red and white, blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do?Gimme five, I'm still alive, ain't no luck, I learned to duck.Check my pulse, it don't change. Stay seventy-two come shine or rain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Well, come on all of you, big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again He's got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in Vietnam So put down your books and pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lotta fun And it's one, two, three What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam; And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates Well there ain't no time to wonder why Whoopee! we're all gonna die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 So it's ki yi yippie yi yiYou long hairs are sure gonna dieOur American home was clean till you cameAnd kids still respected the president's name  And the eagle still flew in the skyHearts filled with national prideThen you came along with your drug crazy songsGod damit you're all gonna die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Well there's a rose in the fisted gloveand eagle flies with the doveand if you can't be with the one you love, honey,love the one you're with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Did you ever see a robin weep, When leaves begin to die? That mean he's lost the will to live, I'm so lonesome I could cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.