Augie Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: My God man! The minute you introduced the term “engineers” you invited @ExiledInIllinois to go on a five paragraph diatribe about the Army Corps of Engineers and his service to this country. Keep it together man!! Carp. Might as well keep him busy all in one place. Know where to find him, that’s the way I see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: Weren't they also revolutionary siege engineers? No. They were good siege engineers, and invented the siege tower. But really...siege warfare was pretty much all the same until the siege of Constantinople in 1453: march up, ask for terms, if you don't get them you rush the walls. If that fails, you dig in and hope either the city gives up or someone inside the city shows you a secret way in, before either a relieving army shows up, or your besieging army dies from starvation and disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, DC Tom said: No. They were good siege engineers, and invented the siege tower. But really...siege warfare was pretty much all the same until the siege of Constantinople in 1453: march up, ask for terms, if you don't get them you rush the walls. If that fails, you dig in and hope either the city gives up or someone inside the city shows you a secret way in, before either a relieving army shows up, or your besieging army dies from starvation and disease. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, DC Tom said: No. They were good siege engineers, and invented the siege tower. But really...siege warfare was pretty much all the same until the siege of Constantinople in 1453: march up, ask for terms, if you don't get them you rush the walls. If that fails, you dig in and hope either the city gives up or someone inside the city shows you a secret way in, before either a relieving army shows up, or your besieging army dies from starvation and disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Why do all the TV stations show commercials at the same time? When commercials come on, I start flipping channels. If a different channel had something other than a commercial, I might be tempted to stop and watch. Of course, commercials are how TV channels make their money, so there is probably a deal among the channels to synchronize the commercials so viewers give up and watch some of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Why is it that I can find print articles, You Tube videos etc. about the absolute fun to be had whilst catching Asian Carp via a baited hook? I thought all carp were filter feeders and simply plopped themselves facing upstream whilst holding their maws open to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 When is a Lock not a Lock ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: When is a Lock not a Lock ? When the Bills play Alabama? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: When the Bills play Alabama? good one. but I thought these questions were for EII Edited February 25, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Why is it that I can find print articles, You Tube videos etc. about the absolute fun to be had whilst catching Asian Carp via a baited hook? I thought all carp were filter feeders and simply plopped themselves facing upstream whilst holding their maws open to eat. Have a nice 60 day vacation. You are now reported for asking a question @ExiledInIllinois will answer with 11 paragraphs, pie charts and links from “Asian Carp Fishing News”. May God have mercy on your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) That’s it. I’m taillights. ? Edited February 25, 2019 by Nanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Why do we have rivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, mead107 said: Why do we have rivers? because "streams" weren't available EONS ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 is the Yellow River ( I Pee Daily ) really yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I see that @ExiledInIllinois is boycotting this thread. Apparently the tough questions were too much for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I see that @ExiledInIllinois is boycotting this thread. Apparently the tough questions were too much for him. Stimulate me. And no. That's NOT code Fonzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Stimulate me. And no. That's NOT code Fonzi. Not code? OK Batman riddle me this why are all of the button holes on my shirt cut vertically except the bottom one which is horizontal? & remember the rules, no peeky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Not code? OK Batman riddle me this why are all of the button holes on my shirt cut vertically except the bottom one which is horizontal? & remember the rules, no peeky. Hmmm. Because if it's tucked in your pants and if you go "SCHWING!" you don't want to pop a button? NSFW... Only on Casual Fridays: Hope your shirt tails are untucked and unbuttoned... Because even a horizontal button won't stop it from popping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Hmmm. Because if it's tucked in your pants and if you go "SCHWING!" you don't want to pop a button? NSFW... Only on Casual Fridays: Hope your shirt tails are untucked and unbuttoned... Because even a horizontal button won't stop it from popping. This subject is one of many that @Gugny has educated me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: This subject is one of many that @Gugny has educated me on. Pink pole dancing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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