Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Tired of all the negativity around these parts? Well, fear not good Bills fans! This thread is for you! If you're excited for the season and see good times ahead, take up your banner and follow me!!! Time's up. Let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! 7 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenWillBust Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Well, fear not good Bills fans! So this is a good vs. evil thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) I have about had it. We know about all the recent switches by national prognosticators that have the Bills moving into last place with Peterman at QB. We know about the odds makers in Vegas betting "when is Peterman's first interception" and "what are the chances his first throw is a interception." We know about the "are the Bills already the worst team in the NFL?" article. Now (and sorry if it has been reported someplace else on the board) my friend texted me that an anonymous NFL GM has said that Allen will lead the NFL in interceptions this year. That is not a typo. Even though Allen isn't even starting from game one the GM still thinks he will lead the league in picks. Fine. Additionally, on other boards as our team gets made fun of I quietly handle the situation respectfully. Between us here...I am seething right now. The season hasn't even started and I have rarely seen a team get a national beat down the way ours has, a year after making the playoffs. I don't know what is going to happen on Sunday and I know many of you don't like Peterman. Nothing would make me happier, though, than this kid lighting it up against the Ravens. We take all this crap as black board material more than the team, but this is getting ridiculous. Swords forward. Let's play the damn game! Take them to the wood shed boys!!! LLLLEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY NNNNJENKINS!!!!!! (yes, I do know the reference well...we will fare better!) Edited September 5, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, dollars 2 donuts said: LLLLEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY NNNNJENKINS!!!!!! (yes, I do know the reference well...we will fair better)! AT LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, joesixpack said: AT LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN! *** Dammit, Leroy! Edited September 5, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Dirty B Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Lol the Leroy Jenkins reference is so amazingly perfect. Allen will bust, let the guys have their thread. I'm down on them but I won't ruin this thread with that. Here's to hoping you guys are right, and I'm proven wrong. As I have been, many times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, dollars 2 donuts said: Dammit, Leroy! I calculate our chances at 33.333% (repeating of course) 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) @joesixpack Joe, it is not fair that we keep some of our friends in the dark. An internet and gaming classic. Edited September 5, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, dollars 2 donuts said: @joesixpack Joe, it is not fair that we keep some of our friends in the dark. In internet and gaming classic. I've always questioned the legitimacy of that, tbh. But then again, I wasn't a "played since beta" guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 34 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Tired of all the negativity around these parts? Well, fear not good Bills fans! This thread is for you! If you're excited for the season and see good times ahead, take up your banner and follow me!!! Who are you and what have you done with Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said: Who are you and what have you done with Joe? I returned to my positive outlook pretty much after the death of Ralph Wilson. Words can't describe how much I hated him as an owner. Unlike most, I lay the blame for the drought squarely at his feet...starting with his utterly ridiculous treatment of Polian. Now, though, I have hope. A wealthy owner, and two adults running the football operation. If the owner can stay true to his word and give these guys five years, I think we'll have something REALLY special. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Its going to be a good season, better the most expect here. I expect the team to improve gradually .. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 19-0 Baby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drf1835 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Seriously: The Bills will be 10-6 Peterman will be be in the top 10 for qb rating Nate the Great will slice and dice with ease his opponents through his quick release, great decisions and ball placement The Defense will be in the top 8. The offense will score at least 26 points on average a game Shady will average 100 yards a game MCDermott will replace his hand clapping with back patting and handshakes We will win the AFC East as Brady will be carted off the field by week 8 Daboll will create creative game plans each week to outfox his opponents The o-line will, ok I said I would be serious, be not be very good, but they will give 100% effort. The team will feed off that. Jay Jones will have a break out year Croon will be better than Gronk. The Bills will be the biggest surprise story of the year Nate will be traded at year's end for a #1 and a third rounder. We will go the Super Bowl the following Year with Josh Tool Time Allen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I think we'll go 8-8. That seems pretty positive considering what the national media (and many Bills fans) predict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 19-0!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskingridgebillsfan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 crickets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, dollars 2 donuts said: “....an anonymous NFL GM has said that Allen will lead the NFL ....” Wooooohoooo! Winning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I think the national media is too lazy to put more than a casual look at this team. They all seem to have ranked us based on the Cincinnati preseason game. That's idiotic. I am looking forward to this Sunday's game. That's as far ahead as I go. Let's win that one, get on the bus and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Our offensive line was, well, offensive. It will probably get McCoy killed, Peterman killed, Allen killed, and anyone else standing behind it. The secondary looked abysmal against a decent offense in Cincinnati, and they're supposed to be the team's greatest strength. Logic says the team should blow large chunks of dead horse, so the talking heads arent'; really to blame here. On a positive note (staying true to this thread's intent) I think Nathan Peterman will perform very well, in fact, he may develop a decent NFL career, and I don't think the team is going to finish 31st in the rankings at the end of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 cupcake cakewalk win over the Ravens is just the start of this great season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 What does a negative Pollyanna look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, TheBrownBear said: What does a negative Pollyanna look like? That would be a negative nellie, sir. Some get pumped music for the positive crew here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, AllenWillBust said: So this is a good vs. evil thing? Absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Chandler Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, drf1835 said: Seriously: The Bills will be 10-6 Peterman will be be in the top 10 for qb rating Nate the Great will slice and dice with ease his opponents through his quick release, great decisions and ball placement The Defense will be in the top 8. The offense will score at least 26 points on average a game Shady will average 100 yards a game MCDermott will replace his hand clapping with back patting and handshakes We will win the AFC East as Brady will be carted off the field by week 8 Daboll will create creative game plans each week to outfox his opponents The o-line will, ok I said I would be serious, be not be very good, but they will give 100% effort. The team will feed off that. Jay Jones will have a break out year Croon will be better than Gronk. The Bills will be the biggest surprise story of the year Nate will be traded at year's end for a #1 and a third rounder. We will go the Super Bowl the following Year with Josh Tool Time Allen. I'll take any two of these to come true and consider it a banner year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, drf1835 said: Zay Jones will have a break out year Zay is going to be in prison this year? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Peterman: League MVP Shady: Rushing leader Benjamin: 1100 yards Zay Jones: 1050 Yards Clay: 875 Yards Secondary: Most INTs Rush D: Least amount of yards. House $$: Points leader Whatever the new punters name is.... 0 punts (The team scores on every possession) Fans: highest attendance total McDermott: Coach of the year. Bean: GM of the year. Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, joesixpack said: I returned to my positive outlook pretty much after the death of Ralph Wilson. Words can't describe how much I hated him as an owner. Unlike most, I lay the blame for the drought squarely at his feet...starting with his utterly ridiculous treatment of Polian. Now, though, I have hope. A wealthy owner, and two adults running the football operation. If the owner can stay true to his word and give these guys five years, I think we'll have something REALLY special. This is an A+ post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenWillBust Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 41 minutes ago, fansince88 said: Absolutely I guess it's no wonder why all conservative thinkers are considered evil then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 The topic I'm chugging Kool Aid on is Daboll. I saw a TON of play action, crossing routes and shifts on O in preseason games 1 and 2 and from what I heard they were doing a lot of that at SJF too. I think he is going to be a fresh of breath air on O compared to Dennison and I have a fun feeling he is going to give opposing Ds some problems. At least until they get some tape on us, about weeks 4-6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) 48 minutes ago, AllenWillBust said: I guess it's no wonder why all conservative thinkers are considered evil then... You were called out for having a look at me screen name and avatar, and this is now your approach? Nicely done. Edited September 5, 2018 by teef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 You've changed Joe Sixpack! I thought you were dedicated to keeping it real and were pretty anti-kool aid krowd. What happened?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 our defense will enable us to steal a few Ws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 19-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Don Beebe Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 hours ago, dollars 2 donuts said: I have about had it. We know about all the recent switches by national prognosticators that have the Bills moving into last place with Peterman at QB. We know about the odds makers in Vegas betting "when is Peterman's first interception" and "what are the chances his first throw is a interception." We know about the "are the Bills already the worst team in the NFL?" article. Now (and sorry if it has been reported someplace else on the board) my friend texted me that an anonymous NFL GM has said that Allen will lead the NFL in interceptions this year. That is not a typo. Even though Allen isn't even starting from game one the GM still thinks he will lead the league in picks. Fine. Additionally, on other boards as our team gets made fun of I quietly handle the situation respectfully. Between us here...I am seething right now. The season hasn't even started and I have rarely seen a team get a national beat down the way ours has, a year after making the playoffs. I don't know what is going to happen on Sunday and I know many of you don't like Peterman. Nothing would make me happier, though, than this kid lighting it up against the Ravens. We take all this crap as black board material more than the team, but this is getting ridiculous. Swords forward. Let's play the damn game! Take them to the wood shed boys!!! LLLLEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY NNNNJENKINS!!!!!! (yes, I do know the reference well...we will fare better)! I am with you! No quarter! Take no prisoners! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 hours ago, joesixpack said: Tired of all the negativity around these parts? Well, fear not good Bills fans! This thread is for you! If you're excited for the season and see good times ahead, take up your banner and follow me!!! Time's up. Let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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