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Tired of all the negativity around these parts? Well, fear not good Bills fans! This thread is for you! If you're excited for the season and see good times ahead, take up your banner and follow me!!!

 

Time's up. Let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

 

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I have about had it.

 

We know about all the recent switches by national prognosticators that have the Bills moving into last place with Peterman at QB.

 

We know about the odds makers in Vegas betting "when is Peterman's first interception" and "what are the chances his first throw is a interception."

 

We know about the "are the Bills already the worst team in the NFL?" article.

 

Now (and sorry if it has been reported someplace else on the board) my friend texted me that an anonymous NFL GM has said that Allen will lead the NFL in interceptions this year.

 

:huh:

 

That is not a typo.  Even though Allen isn't even starting from game one the GM still thinks he will lead the league in picks.

 

Fine.  Additionally, on other boards as our team gets made fun of I quietly handle the situation respectfully.  

 

Between us here...I am seething right now.  The season hasn't even started and I have rarely seen a team get a national beat down the way ours has, a year after making the playoffs.

 

I don't know what is going to happen on Sunday and I know many of you don't like Peterman.  Nothing would make me happier, though, than this kid lighting it up against the Ravens.

 

We take all this crap as black board material more than the team, but this is getting ridiculous.

 

Swords forward.

 

Let's play the damn game!

 

Take them to the wood shed boys!!!

 

 

LLLLEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY NNNNJENKINS!!!!!!

(yes, I do know the reference well...we will fare better!)

 

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1 minute ago, dollars 2 donuts said:

@joesixpack

 

Joe, it is not fair that we keep some of our friends in the dark.

 

 

 

In internet and gaming classic.

 

I've always questioned the legitimacy of that, tbh. But then again, I wasn't a "played since beta" guy.

 

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34 minutes ago, joesixpack said:

Tired of all the negativity around these parts? Well, fear not good Bills fans! This thread is for you! If you're excited for the season and see good times ahead, take up your banner and follow me!!!

 

 

Who are you and what have you done with Joe?

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1 minute ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

 

Who are you and what have you done with Joe?

 

I returned to my positive outlook pretty much after the death of Ralph Wilson. Words can't describe how much I hated him as an owner. Unlike most, I lay the blame for the drought squarely at his feet...starting with his utterly ridiculous treatment of Polian.

 

Now, though, I have hope. A wealthy owner, and two adults running the football operation. If the owner can stay true to his word and give these guys five years, I think we'll have something REALLY special.

 

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Seriously:

 

The Bills will be 10-6

Peterman will be be in the top 10 for qb rating

Nate the Great will slice and dice with ease his opponents through his quick release, great decisions and ball placement 

The Defense will be in the top 8.

The offense will score at least 26 points on average a game

Shady will average 100 yards a game

MCDermott will replace his hand clapping with back patting and handshakes

We will win the AFC East as Brady will be carted off the field by week 8

Daboll will create creative game plans each week to outfox his opponents

The o-line will, ok I said  I would be serious, be not be very good, but they will give 100% effort. The team will feed off that.

Jay Jones will have a break out year

Croon will be better than Gronk.

The Bills will be the biggest surprise story of the year

Nate will be traded at year's end for a #1 and a third rounder.

We will go the Super Bowl the following Year with Josh Tool Time Allen.

 

 

 

 

 

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