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It seems to be a good time to start this with the Colts preseason game being featured on MNF.  

 

He was hurt last year and got European treatment which took a while so there was really only one 2017 excuse and no need for a thread.  The 2016 thread was a doozy with everything but the Loch Ness monster being blamed.

 

All arrows seem seem to be pointing up for 2018 but I'm sure there will be some reasons for the turnovers and 4th and 1 incompletions to wide open guys.

 

I think the leading candidate is that the Titans, Jags, and Texans are all much stronger than the last time he saw them.  Then again, Brisset swept the Texans.

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5 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

It seems to be a good time to start this with the Colts preseason game being featured on MNF.  

 

He was hurt last year and got European treatment which took a while so there was really only one 2017 excuse and no need for a thread.  The 2016 thread was a doozy with everything but the Loch Ness monster being blamed.

 

All arrows seem seem to be pointing up for 2018 but I'm sure there will be some reasons for the turnovers and 4th and 1 incompletions to wide open guys.

 

I think the leading candidate is that the Titans, Jags, and Texans are all much stronger than the last time he saw them.  Then again, Brisset swept the Texans.

 

 

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1 minute ago, C.Biscuit97 said:

His creepy mustache is weighing him down!

 

Combined with that deep nasally voice he  is hard to watch on commercials.  The  commercial  when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles  the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck",  I damn near puked.

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3 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

 

Combined with that deep nasally voice he  is hard to watch on commercials.  The  commercial  when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles  the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck",  I damn near puked.

 

yeah i mean for a guy that's supposed to be a football hero or whatever he sure is an ugly mug

 

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3 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

 

Combined with that deep nasally voice he  is hard to watch on commercials.  The  commercial  when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles  the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck",  I damn near puked.

Bill Simmons does a funny impression of Luck as Andre the Giant.

 

this is also one of the best twitter follows:  https://mobile.twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck

 

also, I’m totally taking Luck as my 2nd QB in fantasy. 

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18 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

 

Combined with that deep nasally voice he  is hard to watch on commercials.  The  commercial  when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles  the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck",  I damn near puked.

Close your eyes and tell me you don’t hear creepy, black hoodie wearing Kermit the Frog when he talks 

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4 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

 

Hey , it's cam 's number one nut hugger. Cam said you need better technique.

 

 

How’s your boys Landry Jones, that meth head from TCU, and John Skelton doing?

 

why do you not like any black qbs? ?

8 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

What if Frank Reich starts posting in this thread 

It probably won’t be until this thread has reached like 35 pages, Luck is getting crushed, and he will win in it in the end. 

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