Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 3:41 PM, Gugny said: Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Expand or you are just a sucker for a woman that cries.
Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Author Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 4:26 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: or you are just a sucker for a woman that cries. Expand Oh, I totally am!!! 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 You know what this means Gug? You will have to take them all as your wives so they can ride your coattails to heaven. Show them the way! Good Luck! We are all counting on you! On 4/30/2018 at 5:40 PM, BringBackFergy said: Did you fire their asses? Expand One's home making dinner as we speak.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 They thought Beane gave up too much to move up for Edmunds? Make sure you carry bear repellant to work ?
Misterbluesky Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 5:52 PM, Misterbluesky said: Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger. Expand My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️
BringBackFergy Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 6:08 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ Expand
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 3:41 PM, Gugny said: I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Expand Are you sure it didn't have anything to do with the NFL draft? There was a lot of crying going on at TBD on Friday...
Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Author Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 6:08 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ Expand I think she was banging Ted Nolan.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 6:23 PM, Gugny said: I think she was banging Ted Nolan. Expand Hahaha. In that case at least someone in this household was getting laid other than my fur glove.
row_33 Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 6:08 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ Expand And they’ll will have no memory of this a few years down the road when another woman tells them of these symptoms starting up.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) On 4/30/2018 at 5:52 PM, Misterbluesky said: Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger. Expand I call it Mental pause... just don't tell my wife I said that Edited April 30, 2018 by ShadyBillsFan
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) On 4/30/2018 at 7:42 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: I call it Mental pause... just don't tell my wife I said that Expand I long ago learned that when the bride says 'PMS' I'm Packing My Suitcase... Don't tell my wife I said that either! Edited April 30, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 self preservation
4merper4mer Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 3:41 PM, Gugny said: Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Expand Did the study also show that hanging around women with synchronized cycles makes you think 49 minus 7 is 38 or did it get so bad that four women got killed Lord of the Flies style? 2
Gugny Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 12:47 AM, 4merper4mer said: Did the study also show that hanging around women with synchronized cycles makes you think 49 minus 7 is 38 or did it get so bad that four women got killed Lord of the Flies style? Expand It's a special formula that takes homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals and Hispanics into account. Believe me ... my number is true.
mead107 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 Hope you are keeping the bathroom supplied with pads for these women. ???♀️??????????⚖️?????⚖️??????????♀️??♀️?????? 1
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