dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts 2 10 2
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:11 AM, Watkins101 said: All I ask is that you tell us if it works Expand Watkins...I promise. 1
Fadingpain Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Sometimes, in order to get what you want in life, you just have to ask for it. 1 2
KGun12TD Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 What he’s gonna say is this “we’re trading up to #2 for the best WR.” 1 3
Tolstoy Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Expand
drf1835 Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:13 AM, Fadingpain said: Sometimes, in order to get what you want in life, you just have to ask for it. Expand And with regards to the op, sometimes we need to just focus on enjoying each and every day and trusting the process.i do not think the Bills will have their answer until the fat lady sings.
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Remember Chris Berman. He's not doing the draft this year. https://www.seccountry.com/sec/2017-nfl-draft-chris-berman
StHustle Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 You my friend have won the internet today! Hard but well earned victory, putting the competition away early AM. Nice!!!
elltrain22 Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Expand Can I come with you, b/c I am dying to know as well!!
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) On 4/13/2018 at 11:11 AM, elltrain22 said: Can I come with you, b/c I am dying to know as well!! Expand Do you have a hairy chest and good razor? because I think, as a Board, we have a few more things to say...or write...or shave. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts
formerlyofCtown Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Expand What if he ask you to take off more? 1 1
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 11:32 AM, formerlyofCtown said: What if he ask you to take off more? Expand Not worried, Ctown. I got a lot of hair.
ALLEN1QB Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Quote Make sure you set aside some bail money first. Expand
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 11:37 AM, PIP said: Expand #TSWhasmyhairyback
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: Expand sometimes I wonder if you are in love with yourself .... (but who doesn't love donuts?)
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) On 4/13/2018 at 11:42 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: sometimes I wonder if you are in love with yourself .... (but who doesn't love donuts?) Expand Actually, Shady, I don't whether I need this process done as the minutiae is just getting to a breaking point, or I'm going to miss it once the pick is made. It's like Christmas: there are all these possibilities and it is great when the day comes, but once you have what you have all the other doors are closed...and then we wait for OTAs. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts
cd1 Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 I try to look at it this way... Christmas Eve - "visions of sugar plums dance in our heads". Christmas Day - Socks and Underwear! This is the Christmas Eve part. April 26? - REALITY 1
Royale with Cheese Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 10:08 AM, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Expand The way to Beane's heart is through his stomach with a pink donut.
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