dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts 2 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watkins101 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 All I ask is that you tell us if it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, Watkins101 said: All I ask is that you tell us if it works Watkins...I promise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Sometimes, in order to get what you want in life, you just have to ask for it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 What he’s gonna say is this “we’re trading up to #2 for the best WR.” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolstoy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 30 minutes ago, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drf1835 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 34 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: Sometimes, in order to get what you want in life, you just have to ask for it. And with regards to the op, sometimes we need to just focus on enjoying each and every day and trusting the process.i do not think the Bills will have their answer until the fat lady sings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Remember Chris Berman. He's not doing the draft this year. https://www.seccountry.com/sec/2017-nfl-draft-chris-berman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StHustle Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 You my friend have won the internet today! Hard but well earned victory, putting the competition away early AM. Nice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elltrain22 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. Can I come with you, b/c I am dying to know as well!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, elltrain22 said: Can I come with you, b/c I am dying to know as well!! Do you have a hairy chest and good razor? because I think, as a Board, we have a few more things to say...or write...or shave. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerlyofCtown Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. What if he ask you to take off more? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 By gum this is so crazy it just might work! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, formerlyofCtown said: What if he ask you to take off more? Not worried, Ctown. I got a lot of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Quote Make sure you set aside some bail money first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 minute ago, PIP said: #TSWhasmyhairyback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: sometimes I wonder if you are in love with yourself .... (but who doesn't love donuts?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: sometimes I wonder if you are in love with yourself .... (but who doesn't love donuts?) Actually, Shady, I don't whether I need this process done as the minutiae is just getting to a breaking point, or I'm going to miss it once the pick is made. It's like Christmas: there are all these possibilities and it is great when the day comes, but once you have what you have all the other doors are closed...and then we wait for OTAs. Edited April 13, 2018 by dollars 2 donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd1 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I try to look at it this way... Christmas Eve - "visions of sugar plums dance in our heads". Christmas Day - Socks and Underwear! This is the Christmas Eve part. April 26? - REALITY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, dollars 2 donuts said: You guys can senselessly banter back and forth all you want on who the Bills are taking first, but I'm done. Early next week I am going to wake up, shower really well, shave, put on some sensible clothes with a little Bills bling (maybe a cap, sweater or a pin) drive down to One Bills Drive, ask to meet with Brandon Beane, and when they let me in to see him I will mention that I am a fan, supplying proof with this thread: and just kindly ask who the Bills are picking and promise him I won't tell anyone. What the hell can they do to me? I technically at that point haven't done anything illegal. Worst comes to worst they throw me out and I get chicken wings up the road. ...however, after that it gets a little dicey if he says no. I will then proceed to tastefully unbutton my shirt, letting them know in advance that there's nothing to be worried or concerned about with respect to my actions. I will then reveal a hairy chest (which I have as well as a hairy back, neck, legs, etc.) and shaved into that hairy chest will be the letters "BB". He'll laugh and say, "is that for 'Buffalo Bills' or 'Brandon Beane'?", and here's the kicker, I'll say (wait for it...wait for it), "both!" I love you guys, but after he tells me "the move", offers me some Bills swag, a beef on weck and a photo op with Kim and Terry, I will go home with my mouth sealed and sleep well with my secret every night until the draft. So, enjoy Mayock/Brooks Mock Draft 5.0. The way to Beane's heart is through his stomach with a pink donut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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