Jesse Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen 1. Josh Rosen 2. Sam Darnold 3. Baker Mayfiled 4. Lamar Jackson 5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College 6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler 7. My friend's dad, George 8. The Swedish Chef 9. Joe Buscaglia 10. Demar Derozan 11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix 12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame 13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther 14. Portia de Rossi After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 so you're saying theres a chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JXCOL3 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Wow. Awesome post. Great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloSol Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Wow hahahahahaha(deep breath)hahahahahaha. This is the funniest post I've ever read on the Internet. It was definitely worth your time to do it write out a new thread for it. Some of those witty names of "QB's" are comedy gold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Jesse said: Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen 1. Josh Rosen 2. Sam Darnold 3. Baker Mayfiled 4. Lamar Jackson 5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College 6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler 7. My friend's dad, George 8. The Swedish Chef 9. Joe Buscaglia 10. Demar Derozan 11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix 12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame 13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther 14. Portia de Rossi After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. I'm pretty sure that was Baker Mayfield and one of his buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thurst44 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Jesse said: Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen 1. Josh Rosen 2. Sam Darnold 3. Baker Mayfiled 4. Lamar Jackson 5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College 6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler 7. My friend's dad, George 8. The Swedish Chef 9. Joe Buscaglia 10. Demar Derozan 11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix 12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame 13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther 14. Portia de Rossi After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. As to 13., would you also draft Vincent Adultman before Josh Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 so you started an account to make that your first post? mmm-kay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, BuffaloSol said: Wow hahahahahaha(deep breath)hahahahahaha. This is the funniest post I've ever read on the Internet. It was definitely worth your time to do it write out a new thread for it. Some of those witty names of "QB's" are comedy gold. I can't believe I'm even responding in this thread but man, one thing I've learned abut football fans over the years is that any fan that is so certain they know how good or bad a pro a college kid is going to be, despite opinions of coaches, scouts, analysts, etc., and doesn't realize what a crap shoot this is, is really the least educated fan. Like the lowest common denominator of fans. Like Biff from North Tonawanda with a thick, old time Buffalo accent calling in on the WGR whiner line wondering why we can't trade Roy and Pominville for Sidney Crosby. That is who the OP on this thread is to me. Reminds me of right before the 2011 draft when like half the posters on this website were all "bwahahahaha I can't believe Carolina is actually gonna draft Cam Newton lolz! What a bunch of morons hahaha!!" Edited March 15, 2018 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Amazing the expertise around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehfeuh57 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Allen's highlight tape, along with Darnold's are clearly the best. Im sorry to say I didnt watch Wyoming play at all. I watched USC a little and Darnold didnt get rid of the ball quick enough, but i hope that could be improved if we end up with him. what's your issue with Allen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
947 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 You forgot Rudolph. Otherwise, I agree with your list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bills Fan Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Jesse said: Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen 1. Josh Rosen 2. Sam Darnold 3. Baker Mayfiled 4. Lamar Jackson 5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College 6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler 7. My friend's dad, George 8. The Swedish Chef 9. Joe Buscaglia 10. Demar Derozan 11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix 12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame 13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther 14. Portia de Rossi 15. Buffalo Bills Fan from two bills drive After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. Added one and fixed you for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobills1212 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) terrible post missed the mark on entertaining, humor, AND sarcasm. essentially the sucky trifecta. honestly, a post simply saying " i dont like josh allen" would have conveyed your point better AND more importantly been less redundant. I'd say better luck w/post #2, but after this doozie hopefully the powers that be realize this might be a little too much for you to handle. I guess anyone just posts whatever they want now a days and things get crazy. Wild world kids... wild world.. Edited March 15, 2018 by gobills1212 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanbillsfan2206 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 I would have put him after Jackson, but I see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 F——— Josh Allen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 you forgot Tyrion Lanaster ....the bottom line is we're not staying at 12 and settling for Allen. Yes he's got the size and arm strength but so did EJ. I want leadership, play making skills and accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said: you forgot Tyrion Lanaster ....the bottom line is we're not staying at 12 and settling for Allen. Yes he's got the size and arm strength but so did EJ. I want leadership, play making skills and accuracy. He may have the first two! The third? Maybe not so much..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehfeuh57 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said: you forgot Tyrion Lanaster ....the bottom line is we're not staying at 12 and settling for Allen. Yes he's got the size and arm strength but so did EJ. I want leadership, play making skills and accuracy. You Realize we may trade up for Allen EJ wasnt #1 on Mel Kipers Board and some others, he wasn't even close. not to mention its doubtful he'll be there at 12 which makes this post even dumber Mayfield on the other hand very much could be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA Grant Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Jesse said: Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen 1. Josh Rosen 2. Sam Darnold 3. Baker Mayfiled 4. Lamar Jackson 5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College 6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler 7. My friend's dad, George 8. The Swedish Chef 9. Joe Buscaglia 10. Demar Derozan 11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix 12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame 13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther 14. Portia de Rossi After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. I dunno, there's some character concerns for The Swedish Chef. Rumor has it he has a hard time communicating with teammates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, LA Grant said: I dunno, there's some character concerns for The Swedish Chef. Rumor has it he has a hard time communicating with teammates. He will just throw crap at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 You forgot either of the two fat motorcycle twins. You need to turn this into a poll. I vote #7. 7. My friend's dad, George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 [This is an automated response]The thread is no longer contributing positively to the community and therefore the discussion has been closed.Thank you. To the original OP - welcome to the board. I listed your thread as gone awry due to the lack of sincere participation. You might want to post your thoughts in one of the many QB threads, including those specifically discussing Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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