DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 3:42 PM, LABillzFan said: It's not even approved, and it's working already! Just the very idea encourages me to find it in my heart to learn how to be unwilling to work. We all must do our part for the Green Dream, or whatever it's called! Expand If you're unwilling to work, do you still have to go out and plant more trees?
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:07 PM, DC Tom said: If you're unwilling to work, do you still have to go out and plant more trees? Expand No. According to AOC's "Green Dream, or whatever it's called," trees are planted by the Keebler elves, though under her plan they're not called 'elves,' but 'handibakeable' so as to not appropriate the culture of real elves, who would never get caught dead baking cookies. It's all very complicated, but it pays for itself in 15 years, plus you get the added benefit of energy-efficient-baked Rich 'n Chips, which we'll need once we eliminate every cow that passes gas.
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:15 PM, LABillzFan said: No. According to AOC's "Green Dream, or whatever it's called," trees are planted by the Keebler elves, though under her plan they're not called 'elves,' but 'handibakeable' so as to not appropriate the culture of real elves, who would never get caught dead baking cookies. It's all very complicated, but it pays for itself in 15 years, plus you get the added benefit of energy-efficient-baked Rich 'n Chips, which we'll need once we eliminate every cow that passes gas. Expand We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. And that's where the prosperity was coming from: the new cow-fart-capture industry.
Foxx Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:24 PM, DC Tom said: We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. And that's where the prosperity was coming from: the new cow-fart-capture industry. Expand 1
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:24 PM, DC Tom said: We're eliminating farting cows? I thought we were eliminating cow farts. Expand No, you eliminate cow farts by eliminating the cows, which is step one toward healing the environment, followed by step two, which is to eat a banana for breakfast.
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:27 PM, LABillzFan said: No, you eliminate cow farts by eliminating the cows, which is step one toward healing the environment, followed by step two, which is to eat a banana for breakfast. Expand So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? What kind of a stupid plan is this? Create a cow-fart-capture industry, then increase the population of cows to grow the industry, until you have full employment of everyone willing to work. And you don't even have to wonder how to pay for it; cow fart capture will pay for itself, and you just have to sit back and enjoy the prosperity. (The truly sad thing is that, as little sense as the above makes, it makes more sense than the Green New Deal.)
B-Man Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 Quote Matt WalshVerified account @MattWalshBlog 47m47 minutes ago Democrats: We don't have enough money to build a wall on the southern border! Also Democrats: Let's remodel every building in the country, build a railway to Hawaii, and give everyone free education, free housing, and free health care! Expand 1
IDBillzFan Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:39 PM, DC Tom said: So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? Expand If you don't take out the cows, you could face a cow uprising. And AOC insists it's possible since they're already showing up on Chick-Fil-A billboards. It's just a matter of time before they move into your neighborhood.
DC Tom Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:45 PM, LABillzFan said: If you don't take out the cows, you could face a cow uprising. And AOC insists it's possible since they're already showing up on Chick-Fil-A billboards. It's just a matter of time before they move into your neighborhood. Expand I'll build a wall to keep 'em out. And you think Chick-Fil-A is surviving the Green New Deal?
Uncle Joe Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 I think AOC could use some Green water over the bow of her socialist boat.
row_33 Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 Just kill all the white farmers and then not plant crops and blame everyone else for the famine
Foxx Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 6:46 PM, row_33 said: Just kill all the white farmers and then not plant crops and blame everyone else for the famine Expand your describing South Africa today.
Dante Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) On 2/8/2019 at 6:55 PM, Foxx said: your describing South Africa today. Expand The irony is when famine sets in and it's hopeless, they all start migrating north to Europe to be with whitey. Again! Edited February 8, 2019 by Dante
snafu Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 4:39 PM, DC Tom said: So instead of keeping cows and creating new industries around them, we'll kill the beef industry? What kind of a stupid plan is this? Create a cow-fart-capture industry, then increase the population of cows to grow the industry, until you have full employment of everyone willing to work. And you don't even have to wonder how to pay for it; cow fart capture will pay for itself, and you just have to sit back and enjoy the prosperity. (The truly sad thing is that, as little sense as the above makes, it makes more sense than the Green New Deal.) Expand Better and cheaper idea is to stick bananas up cows’ asses and the farting problem goes away.
grinreaper Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 1:57 AM, snafu said: Better and cheaper idea is to stick bananas up cows’ asses and the farting problem goes away. Expand Oh, a banana spppppflit. 3rd
The_Dude Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/omar-calls-for-defunding-homeland-security-1-hour-after-insisting-that-tsa-workers-get-backpay Anybody surprised a Muslim wants to defund DHS? I wonder if she knows why that organization exists?
/dev/null Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) On 2/9/2019 at 1:45 PM, The_Dude said: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/omar-calls-for-defunding-homeland-security-1-hour-after-insisting-that-tsa-workers-get-backpay Anybody surprised a Muslim wants to defund DHS? I wonder if she knows why that organization exists? Expand don't sound so surprised. she's serving her primary constituents => SJW, illegal aliens, and terrorists Edited February 9, 2019 by /dev/null
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