boyst Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, row_33 said: better to keep those bon mots to yerself, karma is a horrible thing... I've already had my karma. If I ever have kids the wife will gain 100 lbs, the kids will be all sorts of messed up. And I'll go bald. I need to marry a saint to make up for all I've done wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Boyst62 said: I've already had my karma. If I ever have kids the wife will gain 100 lbs, the kids will be all sorts of messed up. And I'll go bald. I need to marry a saint to make up for all I've done wrong. Good luck! Chickd don't dig that crap anymore... They got jobs/careers and can make more money! But... Still not out of the realm of possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Good luck! Chickd don't dig that crap anymore... They got jobs/careers and can make more money! But... Still not out of the realm of possibility. I pull well, brah. I got a few I'm seeing now that are tremendously amazing. Keeping them in friend zone now until I know I want more with them. Both have masters degrees, one is earning their second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 46 minutes ago, Boyst62 said: I've already had my karma. If I ever have kids the wife will gain 100 lbs, the kids will be all sorts of messed up. And I'll go bald. I need to marry a saint to make up for all I've done wrong. it's good to play all sides of an issue. a 30-something woman the other day snapped at an elderly woman the other day in the store and said "oh, she's that way just because she's old.." payback on that one started ticking before she finished that sentence... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Boyst62 said: I've already had my karma. If I ever have kids the wife will gain 100 lbs, the kids will be all sorts of messed up. And I'll go bald. I need to marry a saint to make up for all I've done wrong. If you think you ever want to get married and/or have kids...better freaking hurry up! Raising kids is a young man’s game, and you don’t want to be that Dad at HS graduation enjoying a soft cracker whilst sitting in the corner in your wheelchair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: If you think you ever want to get married and/or have kids...better freaking hurry up! Raising kids is a young man’s game, and you don’t want to be that Dad at HS graduation enjoying a soft cracker whilst sitting in the corner in your wheelchair As long as I have viagara and she's the average age I maintain now (23) l, then I am good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Boyst62 said: Once yelled at a fatty old lady "someone help, that thing is smothering a baby.". Her redneck husband was there. I made sure I didn't stay long. oh my god that was funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: If you think you ever want to get married and/or have kids...better freaking hurry up! Raising kids is a young man’s game, and you don’t want to be that Dad at HS graduation enjoying a soft cracker whilst sitting in the corner in your wheelchair He's gotta get off parole first! Those pesky parole board meetings are a buzzkill when the love of his life is ovulating and texting: "Hurry home!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 12/10/2017 at 9:13 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: Growing up this was one of the pictures my mother had in the kitchen... LoL... I guess appropriate: Baby Jesus needs to eat too!!! Mary had some firm titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Just now, Gugny said: Mary had some firm titties. Depending on which bible you reference, Mary was anywhere from 14 to early 20's sooo well before nature and gravity takes over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Depending on which bible you reference, Mary was anywhere from 14 to early 20's sooo well before nature and gravity takes over I’d like to think Mary was over 18.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, CountryCletus said: I’d like to think Mary was over 18.... Don't. IIRC people married at a very young age. Not to be rude , but its what they say in Game of Thrown's all the time .... once you bleed ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 it's so easy to breast feed in public, and still be discreet about it. they have those simple wraps you just throw over the kid. it couldn't be easier. that being said, it's not something that bothers me. i just think, is that mom doing it just to prove a point? only once have i been shocked by a public breastfeeding. when in the strong museum of play, a woman who looked like a militant lesbian was sitting on a bench. a boy, maybe 5ish, walked over, lifted up her sweater, and just started having lunch. that **** messed me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Gugny said: Mary had some firm titties. She did have a teenage pregnancy! Thankfully, Joseph took the rap! Or a stoning would have ensued... 49 minutes ago, teef said: it's so easy to breast feed in public, and still be discreet about it. they have those simple wraps you just throw over the kid. it couldn't be easier. that being said, it's not something that bothers me. i just think, is that mom doing it just to prove a point? only once have i been shocked by a public breastfeeding. when in the strong museum of play, a woman who looked like a militant lesbian was sitting on a bench. a boy, maybe 5ish, walked over, lifted up her sweater, and just started having lunch. that **** messed me up. Oh my! At five... That calls for a little Weber's mustard my friend! (Read up thread my post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Maybe Walt is testing a new model for Pirates of the Caribbean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Yes, you should be able to breast feed in public, but need to cover-up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) That chick looks like an oversized Pygmy that escaped the Amazon. Hoe nasty. Edited December 12, 2017 by PolishDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I dont know...........she seems like a real classy lady. She should be allowed to whip those things out wherever the hell she wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakin Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Cocaine is a hell of a drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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