Punching Bag Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 If my phone changes !@#$ing to ducking one more time Im going to ducking throw my ducking phone out the ducking window. Duckity-duck-duck! That is because it was done by a Chinese programmer and it thinks you are a gigolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 That is because it was done by a Chinese programmer and it thinks you are a gigolo. $5 no hallah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) client named Asgaard caused autocorrect to go to "assguard" a few times I'm not sure how that is even part of the normalized vocabulary. ------------------------------ chicken is also an underaged sexual target, often from the East. Edited October 18, 2017 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 This didn't happen to me, but I heard about a guy who's name was Fred Flint and he was writing his resume. Autocorrect changed it to Fred Flintstone and he sent his resumes out without noticing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 (edited) Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check. Edited October 19, 2017 by RaoulDuke79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check. We've got some of the finest right here on TBD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check. You just might want to keep an eye on that one..... We've got some of the finest right here on TBD. It's part of the charm, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 That's probably better than the other way around. You don't want to go throwing around random orgasms. THAT could get out of hand.... Especially if they originated from out of your hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 We've got some of the finest right here on TBD. Definately. Its rediculous how bad it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Perhaps the algorithm is just being descriptive? That ain't bad right there......well done, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 instead of typing you I use the letter u, but a lot of the time it will autocorrect it to I and it totally changes the meanings of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 instead of typing you I use the letter u, but a lot of the time it will autocorrect it to I and it totally changes the meanings of things That's called Karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Had some errands to run before work once. Realized I was cutting it short. Went to text my boss "I might be a bit late. I'm running a bit behind." Didn't realize till I finally got to work that I texted him "I might be a little bit late. I'm rubbing a big behind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Had some errands to run before work once. Realized I was cutting it short. Went to text my boss "I might be a bit late. I'm running a bit behind." Didn't realize till I finally got to work that I texted him "I might be a little bit late. I'm rubbing a big behind." The autocorrected version is a better excuse. Spinal Tap agrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF?? I'd love to hear any serious explanation for Construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF?? I just tried this and it did not capitalize construction. From what I've read (very little via google search) it seems that it's pretty random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) Let me try again with Construction.WTF?!?!? Sorry. What the duck?!?! Edited October 25, 2017 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 re-Construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 Re-construction Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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