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  On 10/17/2017 at 1:14 PM, Chef Jim said:

If my phone changes !@#$ing to ducking one more time Im going to ducking throw my ducking phone out the ducking window. Duckity-duck-duck!

 

That is because it was done by a Chinese programmer and it thinks you are a gigolo.

 

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client named Asgaard caused autocorrect to go to "assguard" a few times

 

I'm not sure how that is even part of the normalized vocabulary.

 

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chicken is also an underaged sexual target, often from the East.

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This didn't happen to me, but I heard about a guy who's name was Fred Flint and he was writing his resume. Autocorrect changed it to Fred Flintstone and he sent his resumes out without noticing.

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Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check.

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  On 10/19/2017 at 9:49 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check.

 

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  On 10/19/2017 at 9:49 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

Not necessarily an autocorrect issue, but rather an embarrassing fat finger problem on the keyboard. I often end my work e-mails with "best regards". Unfortunately the T and G are close enough that there have been time when I signed off "Best Retards"....being that retards is a real word, you don't get that snazzy red line under it or catch it during spell check.

You just might want to keep an eye on that one..... :)

 

 

  On 10/19/2017 at 9:52 PM, Gugny said:

We've got some of the finest right here on TBD.

It's part of the charm, don't you think?

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  On 10/17/2017 at 10:34 PM, Augie said:

That's probably better than the other way around. You don't want to go throwing around random orgasms. THAT could get out of hand....

Especially if they originated from out of your hand...

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  On 10/20/2017 at 6:08 PM, Bray Wyatt said:

instead of typing you I use the letter u, but a lot of the time it will autocorrect it to I and it totally changes the meanings of things

 

That's called Karma.

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Had some errands to run before work once. Realized I was cutting it short. Went to text my boss "I might be a bit late. I'm running a bit behind." Didn't realize till I finally got to work that I texted him "I might be a little bit late. I'm rubbing a big behind."

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  On 10/20/2017 at 6:58 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

Had some errands to run before work once. Realized I was cutting it short. Went to text my boss "I might be a bit late. I'm running a bit behind." Didn't realize till I finally got to work that I texted him "I might be a little bit late. I'm rubbing a big behind."

 

The autocorrected version is a better excuse. Spinal Tap agrees.

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Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF??

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  On 10/25/2017 at 1:13 PM, Chef Jim said:

Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF??

 

I'd love to hear any serious explanation for Construction. :wallbash:

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  On 10/25/2017 at 1:13 PM, Chef Jim said:

Someone mentioned random words that are capitalized automatically. I can understand Windows and Apple but Time and this morning Construction? WTF??

 

I just tried this and it did not capitalize construction. From what I've read (very little via google search) it seems that it's pretty random.

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