Punching Bag Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 http://nypost.com/2017/09/25/patient-in-coma-for-15-years-shows-signs-of-life-after-breakthrough. I will NOT post in subject who on the Wall I think is waking up for I will get a flag even though others do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 The patient's first words..."how recently have the Bills made the playoffs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Good to hear Dick Jauron is coming around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 The patient's first words..."how recently have the Bills made the playoffs?" good thing you are already lying down before I tell you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Good to hear Dick Jauron is coming around. ROTFLMAO! Priceless! good thing you are already lying down before I tell you... And make sure the nurse is ready to plug the machine back in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 good thing you are already lying down before I tell you... At least he didn't miss anything. Oh, and Donald Trump is president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Wondering why so many NFL players are "praying" before the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 At least he didn't miss anything. Oh, and Donald Trump is president. That short-fingered vulgarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) At least he didn't miss anything. Oh, and Donald Trump is president. But Lisa Simpson will clean up the mess as next POTUS. Edited September 27, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 She is still whining about how unfair politics gets when you are running for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 http://nypost.com/2017/09/25/patient-in-coma-for-15-years-shows-signs-of-life-after-breakthrough. I will NOT post in subject who on the Wall I think is waking up for I will get a flag even though others do it. If someone guesses, will you tell them they're correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If I woke up from a coma after 15 years and saw how different the world is, I'd be like !@#$ this I'm going back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If a loved one was in a coma for 20 years ... from 1997 - 2017 ... what would be the top 10 most significant happenings would you want to catch them up on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If a loved one was in a coma for 20 years ... from 1997 - 2017 ... what would be the top 10 most significant happenings would you want to catch them up on? Brazzers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Brazzers I don't even want to think what this effect would have been if it were around for my formative years, enough was lost on (with hindsight) far less stimulating material in the 70s and 80s.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 At least he didn't miss anything. Oh, and Donald Trump is president. That guy with the dead animal on top of his head ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 If a loved one was in a coma for 20 years ... from 1997 - 2017 ... what would be the top 10 most significant happenings would you want to catch them up on? 1. Smart phones 2. Electric and self driving cars 3. Ghost peppers ... gotta try em 4. Music city forward pass 5. You Tube 6. Hydroponic weed 7. We had a mulatto President 8. Online porn 9. Bruce Jenner is now a woman 10. Our colony on Mars .... Gotta f%#$ with em a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 8. Online porn I understand the rationale behind your argument however somebody who has been in a coma for an extended period may not have the stamina physical acumen to fully appreciate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I understand the rationale behind your argument however somebody who has been in a coma for an extended period may not have the stamina physical acumen to fully appreciate Refer to the end of # 10 .... That would probably work with #3 as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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