TheElectricCompany Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Oh my! Not sure how I'd react, perhaps get the powerwasher out and spray 'em down? http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-colorad-1818521863 There’s no use trying to skirt around this, so let’s cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someone’s house for a few weeks now. They’re calling her the Mad Pooper and she won’t stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping. I hope you enjoy this report from local CBS outlet KKTV as much as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Steven Spielberg needs to buy the rights. This has Academy Award written all over it. Jennifer Aniston can play the Mad Pooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) I feel like I saw this story about a year or two ago...I find it hard to believe that this could go on for 7 weeks, and nobody could catch this person...like she is Sasquatch or something....fake news? It just doesn't pass the smell test... Edited September 19, 2017 by Buftex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Poojer would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I feel like I saw this story about a year or two ago...I find it hard to believe that this could go on for 7 weeks, and nobody could catch this person...like she is Sasquatch or something....fake news? It just doesn't pass the smell test... Rimshot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Sounds like the premise for one of those America's #1 new drama series that CBS pimps in between every play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Sounds like the premise for one of those America's #1 new drama series that CBS pimps in between every play NCIS: Poop Patrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheElectricCompany Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 It just doesn't pass the smell test... The whole situation really stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I feel like I saw this story about a year or two ago...I find it hard to believe that this could go on for 7 weeks, and nobody could catch this person...like she is Sasquatch or something....fake news? It just doesn't pass the smell test... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Sounds like an ordinary day on Market St in San Francisco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 So Gatorman isn't content with just crapping on every thread in PPP, he now poops on the run in Colorado and blames it on women?! Oh, how unsurprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Mom? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 We had a mad pooper at work 8 years ago or so... Would stuff a roll of TP into the toilet to absorb all the water and make draining impossible, and then take a dump on top of that. No idea why this would occur to anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) We had a mad pooper at work 8 years ago or so... Would stuff a roll of TP into the toilet to absorb all the water and make draining impossible, and then take a dump on top of that. No idea why this would occur to anybody. WTF I was at the movies a few years back and saw a number 2 in the urinal. Why anyone would do this I don't know. I also find it strange because anybody could have walked in and caught him. Edited September 20, 2017 by KermitMcDermott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 We had a mad pooper at work 8 years ago or so... Would stuff a roll of TP into the toilet to absorb all the water and make draining impossible, and then take a dump on top of that. No idea why this would occur to anybody. Disgruntled, frustrated. (I am) not a shrink, but I stayed @ a Holiday Inn Express one time. It's probably a power, control move. A way of to express their frustrations. It's why children bite other children. They can't verbalize, so they attack. Just like on PPP. They have an inferiority complex so they attack, only way they can express their frustrations. In this case, with the Mad Pooper, well she... Poops. Quite an attention getter to say the least! Oh my! We had a raccoon at work do this. The damn thing was reading into the trash... We finally sealed it off. He taught us a dirty lesson. Somebody left machine shop door open one night. This damn coon came in a took a crap on the work bench... Left us a nice "present" in the morning! LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 It's probably a power, control move. A way of to express their frustrations. It's why children bite other children. They can't verbalize, so they attack. Just like on PPP. They have an inferiority complex so they attack, only way they can express their frustrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheElectricCompany Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 USA Today, BBC, Washington Post and more all carrying this story. I'm sure the perpetrator will be identified shortly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) USA Today, BBC, Washington Post and more all carrying this story. I'm sure the perpetrator will be identified shortly! You mean the "Poopetrator" Edited September 21, 2017 by Guffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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