BringBackFergy Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 which reminds us all of the time mead was selling stromboli in nothing but a mesh tank top and a loin cloth made of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 old blankets from the race track there at Saratoga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 old blankets from the race track there at Saratoga which were intentionally infected with small pox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) ...and stained with the tears of the sighted who bore witness to that surreal visual travesty, for no one... Edited September 27, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Circles the wagons like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Circles the wagons like Rutherford B Hayes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 who always has glass bottles filled with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) who always has glass bottles filled with the tears of a liberal  (which is an actual product, a bottle of which was once gifted to me http://liberaltears.net) Edited September 27, 2017 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 from hearing speeches from a socialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 who wants meadcoins to become Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 who wants meadcoins to become manure to fertilize boysts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 illegal crop of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 illegal crop ofdildos (red, purple, orange,timothy grass flavored) which he sells to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Mediterranean shipping magnates who's dildo laiden vessels are phallically trapped in a navigational lock, waiting patiently to get to their pre-orgasmic customers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 many miles down shore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 ...where they will then transport them up shore into their post-orgasmic existence, on the condition that they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 come with fully charged batteries, because no one likes a fully charged dildo like .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) to last for only 4 minutes before falling fast asleep! Â Â Now... That should be: THE END Â What do I win Johnny? Please tell me what this lucky contestant just won. Â Â (Oops, did I just mess up and ask a question. No need to answer) Edited September 28, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 come with fully charged batteries, because no one likes a fully charged dildo like .. the one thrown on to the field there at New Era that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 the one thrown on to the field there at New Era that day , but the real story was the man behind the dildo toss...a man named Escolito from Guatemala whose disdain for the Patriots stemmed way back to an incident in 1984 at a Boston pub where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I had bad chicken parm last night and went to sleep too quickly afterward. Haven't had a bout of redux like that in a while. I am out of this contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 , but the real story was the man behind the dildo toss...a man named Escolito from Guatemala whose disdain for the Patriots stemmed way back to an incident in 1984 at a Boston pub where... ...after dropping acid and tripping balls, he had a vision of NFL football in the 2000s dominated by a band of cheaters led by a hair-plug pretty boy with a super-model beard, a dark master, and followed by mindless, fair weather, insufferable fans who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 ...after dropping acid and tripping balls, he had a vision of NFL football in the 2000s dominated by a band of cheaters led by a hair-plug pretty boy with a super-model beard, a dark master, and followed by mindless, fair weather, insufferable fans who... Moved to Vermont and denied their neighbor use of their showers. They are a miserable lot given that the neighbor was simply asking for hygiene assistance that was easily provided. Some of this sect broke off and moved to Utica where they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 have allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 have allowed ...several heroin addicts to utilize their shower, however, after several incidences of bizzare behavior including vomiting all over the bathroom and stealing dental floss, they have decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 rent the same Porto Potties that are located at Hammer's Lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 that are untippable because Hammer runs a decent establishment. Yet, when one sees a Pats** fan enter a porto-potty the thought of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 that are untippable because Hammer runs a decent establishment. Yet, when one sees a Pats** fan enter a porto-potty the thought of  ...justifiable homicide is inevitable, especially... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Â ...justifiable homicide is inevitable, especially... Â if Dog90210 sees Bring Back Fergy coming out of one of the portapotties with EJ's mom, who has a stain on her shirt that appears to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 near the charging buffalo patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 mead would proclaim: "Stromboli for all!" while (I don't use whilst, and you should too if you are a self-respecting red-blooded American)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 even a broccoli one for CGF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Only if you show me your Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 world famous scab collection; with the prize specimen being a scab in the shape of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 world famous scab collection; with the prize specimen being a scab in the shape of... Â ...Mother Teresa's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 ...Mother Teresa's... ...second cousin, Brother Frank, who was famous in his own right for being the only gay man to ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Impregnate over 1000 women by blowing guys and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 practicing with balloons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 On using the air and special sauce he spit into the balloon to send the swimmers up the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 track towards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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