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That /dev/null laps up like a starving dog.

 

Meanwhile Johnny Hammersticks and Gugny nestle into their loveseat to watch Brokeback Mountain and....

wouldn't you know, a knock on the door is heard...Gugny wraps a blanket around his upper half like Farah Fawcett exiting the shower and Johnny straightens his comb over as he open the door to find a grinning

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write really long run on sentences because everybody loves a good long run on sentence with a lack of punctuation and no capitalization

and speaking of capitalization, meanwhile in Tunisia, dev/null was looking for his spelling primer which he lent to TheRealBuffaloJoe who was trying to write a love letter to
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impotent men who have an affinity for slashes, so for modding advice, slash dev slash null consulted the Godfather of all mods ...

Abraham Lincoln, who replied "wtf are you talking about. What the hell is a slash dev slash null. And what are you doing..."

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...combing the fur of his emotional support animal, which is a squirrel that goes by the name of Fuzzy Nuts, a handle he earned while he was incarcerated for....

...trafficking black tar walnuts across forest lines, a sentence which was quickly commuted to 300 hours of community service and time served when it was realized it was impossible to keep a squirrel behind bars without massive structural renovations and...

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