Chef Jim Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 This is why having almost no women really makes this place suck sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 This is why having almost no women really makes this place suck sometimes. I'd say something here, but I don't want to cross any lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I can't tell if you and Boyst are talking about rubbing one out while driving...or while sitting in a public park. If you guys start talking about thruway rest stops I'll have my answer. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen. all four are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) I was never caught, but, I was probably 13-14 working out in my room in just shorts after I completed my workout I sat on my computer chair and was still sweaty, my father walked in and thought that I just finished seeing as I was sweaty and exhausted. Needless to say, It was brought up at every family gathering after that. Edited June 21, 2017 by Captain Murica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I had a neighbor who like to enjoy herself on her balcony. Ahhhhh California girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I had a neighbor who like to enjoy herself on her balcony. Ahhhhh California girls. Poodle or German Shepherd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Boyst likes sheep. And he sent some of us a picture with his arm buried to his arm pit of him with a cow. Strange thing is , the huge smile he had on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Getting caught implies you were keeping it a secret. I couldn't care less if my wife knows I rubbed one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Poodle or German Shepherd? She was French so I'm going with the poodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 She was French so I'm going with the poodle. But the Germans also had their way with the French, so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 But the Germans also had their way with the French, so.... My wife is German, so..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 My wife is German, so..... A flood of responses come to mind, but none that would be appropriate here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 @ItsDeanBlundell 2000 Year Old Caught Masturbating. Don’t Tell His Mom. - https://t.co/CLWSQK4RWz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 @ItsDeanBlundell 2000 Year Old Caught Masturbating. Don’t Tell His Mom. - https://t.co/CLWSQK4RWz See? It does make you go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KermitMcDermott Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I did a tour in Iraq on a base that only had two women on it. We all caught each other, it was inevitable. When I finally got caught I was watching a porn and thought my two roommates were pulling guard duty. I was wrong. One of them was not. When he walked in I immediately pretended I was tying my boot. He made small talk with me for a few minutes. When I was still "tying my boot" 3 minutes later he finally realized what was going on. He apologized to me the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 @ItsDeanBlundell 2000 Year Old Caught Masturbating. Dont Tell His Mom. - https://t.co/CLWSQK4RWz Too bad he didn't have the internet so he can look at Lisa Ann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Many times but NO convictions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 @ItsDeanBlundell 2000 Year Old Caught Masturbating. Dont Tell His Mom. - https://t.co/CLWSQK4RWz That dude is rock hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 @ItsDeanBlundell 2000 Year Old Caught Masturbating. Don’t Tell His Mom. - https://t.co/CLWSQK4RWz Now that's a stiffie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I did a tour in Iraq on a base that only had two women on it. We all caught each other, it was inevitable. When I finally got caught I was watching a porn and thought my two roommates were pulling guard duty. I was wrong. One of them was not. When he walked in I immediately pretended I was tying my boot. He made small talk with me for a few minutes. When I was still "tying my boot" 3 minutes later he finally realized what was going on. He apologized to me the next day. Thanks for this; I think "pulling guard duty" is going to be my new euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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