nuklz2594 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 my patriot bride asked me because she saw a question...is a hot dog a sandwich? no it is not. i miss zweigles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) Tell us more about your Bride. Is she from NE? Did she go to college in the Boston area? Are her parents NE fans? How long have you been married? Kids NE fans? Hot dog is a hot dog. Not a sandwich. How long you been in Florida? Edited April 1, 2017 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 By itself, a hot dog is not a sandwich. However, if you place it in a bun and cover it with sauerkraut, onions, relish & mustard.....then you might have a case for a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LI_Bills Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) Sometimes my wife (not a NE bride) buys cheap hot dog rolls and they break in half. I hate when that happens and might consider calling it a sandwich out of spite. Otherwise its a hot dog. Edited April 1, 2017 by LI_Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 What do y'all call an Italian sausage on a roll? I'd venture quite a few say sausage sandwiches or some similar variation. The hot dog is another variation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 my patriot bride asked me because she saw a question...is a hot dog a sandwich? no it is not. i miss zweigles. My patriot bride... sounds like a much less watchable version of a great movie. I'd ask rhetorically "Is a cheater a champion?" If she has the audacity to say yes, I'd tell her "I do not think that word means what you think it means" and push her into the fire swamp to feed the ROUSs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Kevi Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Bread with meat "sandwiched" between = sandwich. Burgers, dogs, sausage, subs, hoagies, grinders... all sandwiches. As for your "patriot bride", if she is a Pats fan indeed, I can solve that one lickety split. 200 bucks should get her a bus ticket back home, a TB12 t-shirt, a 6-pack of Sam Adams, and a HOT DOG SANDWICH. Then you never have to answer another dingbat patsie fan question again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 the new Bills like Holmes & Hauschka have to be asked this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) How do people end up getting married to patriots fans? I mean, they are disgusting people and not very intelligent. How does this even happen? Edit: a hot dog is a sandwich. Meat between any type of bread is a sandwich. Edited April 2, 2017 by Johnny Hammersticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 If i put my **** in a hot dog bun, is that a sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 If i put my **** in a hot dog bun, is that a sandwich? Well...technically, yes. You sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted April 2, 2017 Author Share Posted April 2, 2017 the patriot bride is from readfield maine. i am from pittsford. she is former army chinook mechanic and certified harley mechanic. a graduate from mmi in orlando,fl. been married going on 26 years. she has been a red sox/patriots girl through the times and bad times. been in florida going on 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My gf is a ne fan. She's from cuse moved to Boston after college for 7 years. Her parents aren't football fans but big cuse basketball fans. So she roots for cuse but all else Boston. Our 7 month old will be raised a buffalo fan. Not even a question Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My wife was a Steelers fan when we met. Her Father was a HUGE fan of the Steelers. Fortunately, she was not a serious football fan, so I was easily able to "convert" her. Poor girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My wife is a huge sox fan from Boston. We have an unspoken agreement: I support sox Since I am indifferent to baseball and she tepidly supports the bills since she never cared much about football. Hot dog is a tubular piece of ground up meat. A sandwich is some stuff between two pieces of bread. Thus, a hot dog isn't a sandwich but can be eaten as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted April 2, 2017 Author Share Posted April 2, 2017 met the bride in maine. i was sent there by the uscg. got out and we moved a bout. i then joined the us army and retired in the army. yes, was dumb enough to go to bootcamp twice. my kids are adults and sadly they root for sox and pats. my bride thinks it is "admirable" i root for as she puts it...the stinking bills. i did take her many years ago to buffalo where she could experience what wings are all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) Bread with meat "sandwiched" between = sandwich. Burgers, dogs, sausage, subs, hoagies, grinders... all sandwiches. As for your "patriot bride", if she is a Pats fan indeed, I can solve that one lickety split. 200 bucks should get her a bus ticket back home, a TB12 t-shirt, a 6-pack of Sam Adams, and a HOT DOG SANDWICH. Then you never have to answer another dingbat patsie fan question again. This times 1000...just because people say "hot dog" or "hamburger" doesn't mean they are not sandwiches...now, if people want to be overly picky, I googled the definition of sandwich and it read: meat, cheese or veggies between TWO pieces of bread...therefore, one could argue that unless the bun is separated on a hotdog, it is not technically a sandwich- but to me this is just "splitting hairs" because most of the bun is separated, and some actually break anyway...however, the hamburger is most certainly a sandwich. Edited April 2, 2017 by JaCrispy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drey Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 This question tore the Bills locker room apart in 2015. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/182556-the-bills-locker-room-is-divided-over-the-hot-dog-debate/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My patriot bride... sounds like a much less watchable version of a great movie. I'd ask rhetorically "Is a cheater a champion?" If she has the audacity to say yes, I'd tell her "I do not think that word means what you think it means" and push her into the fire swamp to feed the ROUSs. I doubt they really exist. This times 1000...just because people say "hot dog" or "hamburger" doesn't mean they are not sandwiches...now, if people want to be overly picky, I googled the definition of sandwich and it read: meat, cheese or veggies between TWO pieces of bread...therefore, one could argue that unless the bun is separated on a hotdog, it is not technically a sandwich- but to me this is just "splitting hairs" because most of the bun is separated, and some actually break anyway...however, the hamburger is most certainly a sandwich. That's fair. It also covers the gyro and pita debates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 I doubt they really exist. That's fair. It also covers the gyro and pita debates. Those also fall into the wrap category potentially though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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