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A zoo in Atlanta bet a zoo in New England over the results of the Super Bowl. The losing zoo would have to name a baby animal at the zoo after the winning team's QB.

 

So the Atlanta Zoo just announced that they've named a baby Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, "Tom Brady."

 

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are one of the biggest cockroaches in the world. They are mostly vegetarian, dislike sunlight, and hiss loudly.

 

On a similar note, for a mere $10, you can name a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo after an ex.

 

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/atlanta-zoo-welcomes-baby-cockroach-003949458.html;_ylt=AwrTccnv46NYb3MAg6oPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/29/this-zoo-lets-you-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-for-10/

 

http://bronxzoo.com/roach

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A zoo in Atlanta bet a zoo in New England over the results of the Super Bowl. The losing zoo would have to name a baby animal at the zoo after the winning team's QB.

 

So the Atlanta Zoo just announced that they've named a baby Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, "Tom Brady."

 

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are one of the biggest cockroaches in the world. They are mostly vegetarian, dislike sunlight, and hiss loudly.

 

On a similar note, for a mere $10, you can name a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo after an ex.

 

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/atlanta-zoo-welcomes-baby-cockroach-003949458.html;_ylt=AwrTccnv46NYb3MAg6oPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/29/this-zoo-lets-you-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-for-10/

 

http://bronxzoo.com/roach

PETA should start some protests against this form of animal abuse.

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If Tom Brady's a hissin roach, what would Belicheat be?

Like a roach, Brady is just one effective part of a large group.

 

Belichick is a lone mastermind. Maybe he has one or two partners. So, he needs to be something much smarter and self-sufficient, but still disgusting.

 

He's a squid.

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A zoo in Atlanta bet a zoo in New England over the results of the Super Bowl. The losing zoo would have to name a baby animal at the zoo after the winning team's QB.

 

So the Atlanta Zoo just announced that they've named a baby Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, "Tom Brady."

 

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are one of the biggest cockroaches in the world. They are mostly vegetarian, dislike sunlight, and hiss loudly.

 

On a similar note, for a mere $10, you can name a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo after an ex.

 

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/atlanta-zoo-welcomes-baby-cockroach-003949458.html;_ylt=AwrTccnv46NYb3MAg6oPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/29/this-zoo-lets-you-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-for-10/

 

http://bronxzoo.com/roach

Scarface would be proud!!

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I guess I'm a simple guy with a simple mind. Somehow, as much as I respect Brady as a player, I find the idea of naming a cockroach after him amusing.

 

PRICELESS! Proud that my current home town ATL folks had the balls to do that!

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