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Per deadspin:



Is there anything more exciting than a coach losing his job? All year long, we’ll keep track of which coaches will almost certainly get fired at year’s end or sooner. And now, your potential 2016 chopping block:


Jeff Fisher



John Fox


Jay Gruden



Dan Quinn


Mike McCoy



Mike Mularkey


Jim Caldwell


Rex Ryan******



Sean Payton


Jason Garrett



Chuck Pagano*


(*-potential midseason firing)



Rex is doomed and I pray that this means we finally get to see him coaching a college football team. That’s where he’s belonged for ages now. Imagine Rex at USC. National Lampoon Presents: USC Football! Sure, they’d lose six games a year, but my god THE PARTIES. Coach and his zany players would throw keggers that would last for DAYS, until a crusty ol’ dean shut the party down. Rex should be coaching a college program that is awash in drugs and boobs and benign corruption. If he just goes back to being a defensive coordinator for some ****ty NFL team, I’ll be upset.


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Rex is doomed and I pray that this means we finally get to see him coaching a college football team. That’s where he’s belonged for ages now. Imagine Rex at USC. National Lampoon Presents: USC Football! Sure, they’d lose six games a year, but my god THE PARTIES. Coach and his zany players would throw keggers that would last for DAYS, until a crusty ol’ dean shut the party down. Rex should be coaching a college program that is awash in drugs and boobs and benign corruption. If he just goes back to being a defensive coordinator for some ****ty NFL team, I’ll be upset.

 

 

So my understanding is that you want him to be fired so you can apply to be an intern?

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but my god THE PARTIES. Coach and his zany players would throw keggers that would last for DAYS, until a crusty ol’ dean shut the party down. Rex should be coaching a college program that is awash in drugs and boobs and benign corruption. If he just goes back to being a defensive coordinator for some ****ty NFL team, I’ll be upset.

 

 

I didn't know Rex was that cool? Are these parties happening somewhere other than the stadium lots on gameday? If so, throw a shout out so I know where to go. Sounds like a good time.

 

I'd like to see how things are when Dareus gets back and what effect Lynn has on the offense first.

 

Stop being so sensible, practical and level headed....wouldja?

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Right, because a guy that won 2 conference championships with 2 different teams is someone we should not be interested in should we fire Rex and John becomes available. Got it.

 

They'd be stupid to fire fox. That team doesn't have a ton of talent, and cutler stinks. Give the guy a chance!

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Fox was just hired last season. They won 1 more game than the previous season last year but look to be worse this year. It will be interesting to see if they can him after just 2 years if they finish below .500, but they may keep him if there aren't any better candidates out there.

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