Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 first of all, I never complained or gave 2 chits that you or anyone else attack me in this thread, any thread, on this site, or in real life. Second. Yes, I am a Dick. I wear that chit proudly. Apparently it bothers you to the point that you keep replying to my "6th grade bathroom" language. Apparently you were so bothered that you had to chime in and tell me to "knock it off" because the big bad mods are getting sick of me and will do something about it. FaceTime? What FaceTime? I've been to a few tailgates and met a few people and ironically, most of them seem to like me. Which actually hurts because my main goal is to piss people off all day. It's not like I hang out with these people on a daily or weekly basis. Yes, I do cook up some mean food. I would say my culinary skills are borderline great to amazing. Probably in par with Sammy Blumpkins career output in comparison. I'm at least as good as Goass Goodwin and CJ Spiller so I have that going for me. I still find it funny that I have a "crusade" against Sammy for all his faults that he brings to the table. Yet, you don't have a crusade for backing him like he's your boyfriend that keeps hitting you and you keep going back thinking it'll be alright. Your most likely butthurt that you picked him 1st round in your fantasy draft and he's not performing. Your probably in last place, and already out of any contention at some prize money. Just like the Bills in the playoffs in 2016. Keep up your crusade against me personally because you don't like my opinion of your boyfriend. That's fine. Like I said, I'm a Dick. I will lace that B$&@H up and wear it proudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billschinatown Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 first of all, I never complained or gave 2 chits that you or anyone else attack me in this thread, any thread, on this site, or in real life. Second. Yes, I am a Dick. I wear that chit proudly. Apparently it bothers you to the point that you keep replying to my "6th grade bathroom" language. Apparently you were so bothered that you had to chime in and tell me to "knock it off" because the big bad mods are getting sick of me and will do something about it. FaceTime? What FaceTime? I've been to a few tailgates and met a few people and ironically, most of them seem to like me. Which actually hurts because my main goal is to piss people off all day. It's not like I hang out with these people on a daily or weekly basis. Yes, I do cook up some mean food. I would say my culinary skills are borderline great to amazing. Probably in par with Sammy Blumpkins career output in comparison. I'm at least as good as Goass Goodwin and CJ Spiller so I have that going for me. I still find it funny that I have a "crusade" against Sammy for all his faults that he brings to the table. Yet, you don't have a crusade for backing him like he's your boyfriend that keeps hitting you and you keep going back thinking it'll be alright. Your most likely butthurt that you picked him 1st round in your fantasy draft and he's not performing. Your probably in last place, and already out of any contention at some prize money. Just like the Bills in the playoffs in 2016. Keep up your crusade against me personally because you don't like my opinion of your boyfriend. That's fine. Like I said, I'm a Dick. I will lace that B$&@H up and wear it proudly. At least you're in good company. Hands up. Don't shoot. (And if you do it's my fault) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 How about "I'm offended whilst whinging" I like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 At least you're in good company. Hands up. Don't shoot. (And if you do it's my fault) WTF are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 first of all, I never complained or gave 2 chits that you or anyone else attack me in this thread, any thread, on this site, or in real life. Second. Yes, I am a Dick. I still find it funny that I have a "crusade" against Sammy for all his faults that he brings to the table. Yet, you don't have a crusade for backing him like he's your boyfriend that keeps hitting you and you keep going back thinking it'll be alright. That's cool, Man, Then the next time you act like a d*ck about an injured Bills player, calling him names on and on repeatedly in post after post, I assume we won't see any stuff about how you're being attacked for your opinion and people who don't like it should stop reading when really you're right all the time (hint: that's showing you care, and yes, complaining)? If you're gonna be a d*ck, just say your a d*ck and be proud, like 'Cog in that "mean tweets" video. I just don't see the point in making this "board of sadness" a worse place than it is right now by conducting an insult campaign on a player. Any player. Crusading. Which is against the TOS. It sounds as though you really can make your case with facts, which overall leads to more interesting convo, so why not go there? If you can find one post here from me where I'm "backing" Watkins or even "praising" him, please do so. You won't - typical "crusader" response to assert that the person calling you out is crusading in reverse, if I'm not a "Hater" I must be a "Fan Boy", nothing in between. Wrong. I have pointed out that Watkins appears to get open and doesn't appear to have a QB who can throw to him regularly (same is true of Bob Woods). That's on the QB more than praising Watkins. Watkins would have to be targeted more regularly to show us he is, or isn't, all that and a bag of chips as a WR. Face time = face to face, as at tailgates. Sorry that use wasn't clear. I get corrected by my kid all the time for misusing words that now have specific meaning in modern technology. Kidz theze daze. As a totally unbiased observer... In that situation, and I can see it in this one, maybe he's just super passionate about his belief... If señor Ags made derogatory comments about someone who may have had opposing views, and I missed it, please allow me this moment to stand corrected... These stinkin' forums are so difficult to tell the tone behind someone's post it's crazy... And on a side note- Ags and I both work in a prison, so actions like what you did in your reply suggest you're advertising something... I, for one, am not interested in your 2 hole.... Ha,ha, I never thought of that! Prison work, eh? That explains a lot LOL! (My SIL recently retired after 25 years as an RN in one of the two max security Federal Prison Hospitals. She has stories). Anyway, respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Sammy did not practice today. I can see why he said his foot "feels great" and estimated that is somewhere between "95% and 100%" Someone get me in a poker game with this guy. He has plenty of money and can't bluff to save his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 first of all, I never complained or gave 2 chits that you or anyone else attack me in this thread, any thread, on this site, or in real life. Second. Yes, I am a Dick. I wear that chit proudly. Apparently it bothers you to the point that you keep replying to my "6th grade bathroom" language. Apparently you were so bothered that you had to chime in and tell me to "knock it off" because the big bad mods are getting sick of me and will do something about it. FaceTime? What FaceTime? I've been to a few tailgates and met a few people and ironically, most of them seem to like me. Which actually hurts because my main goal is to piss people off all day. It's not like I hang out with these people on a daily or weekly basis. Yes, I do cook up some mean food. I would say my culinary skills are borderline great to amazing. Probably in par with Sammy Blumpkins career output in comparison. I'm at least as good as Goass Goodwin and CJ Spiller so I have that going for me. I still find it funny that I have a "crusade" against Sammy for all his faults that he brings to the table. Yet, you don't have a crusade for backing him like he's your boyfriend that keeps hitting you and you keep going back thinking it'll be alright. Your most likely butthurt that you picked him 1st round in your fantasy draft and he's not performing. Your probably in last place, and already out of any contention at some prize money. Just like the Bills in the playoffs in 2016. Keep up your crusade against me personally because you don't like my opinion of your boyfriend. That's fine. Like I said, I'm a Dick. I will lace that B$&@H up and wear it proudly. /thread That's cool, Man, Then the next time you act like a d*ck about an injured Bills player, calling him names on and on repeatedly in post after post, I assume we won't see any stuff about how you're being attacked for your opinion and people who don't like it should stop reading when really you're right all the time (hint: that's showing you care, and yes, complaining)? If you're gonna be a d*ck, just say your a d*ck and be proud, like 'Cog in that "mean tweets" video. I just don't see the point in making this "board of sadness" a worse place than it is right now by conducting an insult campaign on a player. Any player. Crusading. Which is against the TOS. It sounds as though you really can make your case with facts, which overall leads to more interesting convo, so why not go there? If you can find one post here from me where I'm "backing" Watkins or even "praising" him, please do so. You won't - typical "crusader" response to assert that the person calling you out is crusading in reverse, if I'm not a "Hater" I must be a "Fan Boy", nothing in between. Wrong. I have pointed out that Watkins appears to get open and doesn't appear to have a QB who can throw to him regularly (same is true of Bob Woods). That's on the QB more than praising Watkins. Watkins would have to be targeted more regularly to show us he is, or isn't, all that and a bag of chips as a WR. Face time = face to face, as at tailgates. Sorry that use wasn't clear. I get corrected by my kid all the time for misusing words that now have specific meaning in modern technology. Kidz theze daze. Ha,ha, I never thought of that! Prison work, eh? That explains a lot LOL! (My SIL recently retired after 25 years as an RN in one of the two max security Federal Prison Hospitals. She has stories). Anyway, respect. Lol- we don't put the bandaids on... We tear them off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 /thread Lol- we don't put the bandaids on... We tear them off... haha. Your a prison guard, you get "respect" I'm a prison guard I'm a Dick. Gotta love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billschinatown Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 haha. Your a prison guard, you get "respect" I'm a prison guard I'm a Dick. Gotta love it You're a dick because you're a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 You're a dick because you're a dick. great. I already acknowledged that. Who are you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billschinatown Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 great. I already acknowledged that. Who are you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) great. I already acknowledged that. Who are you now? your a dead actor? I'll be honest, I put my phone down for a few minutes. I started to think about it. You really did start to make me nervous. I'm kidding. You did not have your desired effect. Edited September 22, 2016 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatdrinks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sammy did not practice today. I can see why he said his foot "feels great" and estimated that is somewhere between "95% and 100%" Someone get me in a poker game with this guy. He has plenty of money and can't bluff to save his ass. They're probably just holding him out of some practices so the foot is good for the games. Not a bad move, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 @NickVeronica Updates on Sammy Watkins' foot injury and his meeting with #Bills ownership last week: http://bills.buffalonews.com/2016/09/19/sammy-watkins-says-hes-good-go-rex-not-sure/ If Watkins says is true, then I hate to say it, but that directly implies that Tyrod isn't able to find anyone that is open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) haha. Your a prison guard, you get "respect" I'm a prison guard I'm a Dick. Gotta love it Sorry, again me bad I should write more clearly. I most definitely include you in that "respect". My SIL worked with prison guards for 25 years as a nurse. Max security Federal prison, patients either Batshit crazy or just plain evil and vicious mean, or both. She retired after 25 years having one black eye, one time, that's it, and that guy got one swing and was down on the floor. How can I not respect them (and you, as one of them)? That said, if you act like a d*ck here, I'll (respectfully) call you one! Edited September 22, 2016 by Hapless Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re enlightener Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 no status. He's just a baby. Probably wasn't injured. Probably just had a sore P@$$Y oopps be careful rags, this is how my last encarnation got banned, i also hold this opinion, (since 2 years ago though) glad to see its finally not just me, you remember our SJ debate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 oopps be careful rags, this is how my last encarnation got banned, i also hold this opinion, (since 2 years ago though) glad to see its finally not just me, you remember our SJ debate? I think if you come back with a new screen name same IP address you get banned again though, This is like the Leveon bell smoking a blunt video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sorry, again me bad I should write more clearly. I most definitely include you in that "respect". My SIL worked with prison guards for 25 years as a nurse. Max security Federal prison, patients either Batshit crazy or just plain evil and vicious mean, or both. She retired after 25 years having one black eye, one time, that's it, and that guy got one swing and was down on the floor. How can I not respect them (and you, as one of them)? That said, if you act like a d*ck here, I'll (respectfully) call you one! much respect to your SIL. Nurses have a tough job in prison. First of all the inmates never get to see women that much in person so when they do, they usually act like worse scum than they normally are. Here's a secret tho. Most of the ones that claim to be crazy really aren't. They are usually just evil and that makes them even more even because they act that way to play games with everyone. Working in a prison you learn to figure out who is evil, who is playing games, and who is just plain being an @$$hole because they want to. oopps be careful rags, this is how my last encarnation got banned, i also hold this opinion, (since 2 years ago though) glad to see its finally not just me, you remember our SJ debate? I don't remember what side of the fence you were in about Stevie but I'll say this, he was much better than Watkins is and numbers prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) I don't remember what side of the fence you were in about Stevie but I'll say this, he was much better than Watkins is and numbers prove it.The only thing that typical WR numbers like receptions and yards show is that targets are the number one predictor of statistical productivity. Most targets = most receptions, nearly 100% of the time. Up until this season, Watkins has been a top-5 WR in both yards and TDs on a per-target basis. His problem is not enough targets. Edited September 22, 2016 by thebandit27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The only thing that typical WR numbers like receptions and yards show is that targets are the number one predictor of statistical productivity. Most targets = most receptions, nearly 100% of the time. Up until this season, Watkins has been a top-5 WR in both yards and TDs on a per-target basis. His problem is not enough targets. good WRs and open WRs usually warrant the ball being thrown to them. It also helps to be in the field and not being used as a decoy because you have a boo boo foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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