unbillievable Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 I've been sick all week. The last few days, I've been unable to smell or taste anything... and it's driving me crazy. Last night, out of frustration, I ordered extremely hot wings and orange soda. To preface this, I can't stand hot food. I don't even like hot bbq sauce. I just wanted to taste something. As it turns out, I couldn't taste any of it. The wings only provided a mild burning (like mouthwash) and vague sourness. The orange soda was like sticky carbonated water. In conclusion, I am currently immune to toxic foods. I can probably down a few ghost peppers and break the Guiness World record.
Jauronimo Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 Keep experimenting on yourself and you'll go blind.
Chilly Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 7:06 PM, Jauronimo said: Keep experimenting on yourself and you'll go blind. Not true. I've been experimenting on myself for years.
PastaJoe Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom.
snafu Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 7:34 PM, PastaJoe said: Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. And that's when he checks his sense of smell, too.
Guffalo Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 There is the lentil diet that was popular not too long ago....
4merper4mer Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 7:34 PM, PastaJoe said: Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. He didn't think of everything.
BuffaloBill Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 7:34 PM, PastaJoe said: Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. The twice hot effect
Beef Jerky Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 You can chug hard alcohol also and not taste it.
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 6:15 PM, unbillievable said: I've been sick all week. The last few days, I've been unable to smell or taste anything... and it's driving me crazy. Last night, out of frustration, I ordered extremely hot wings and orange soda. To preface this, I can't stand hot food. I don't even like hot bbq sauce. I just wanted to taste something. As it turns out, I couldn't taste any of it. The wings only provided a mild burning (like mouthwash) and vague sourness. The orange soda was like sticky carbonated water. In conclusion, I am currently immune to toxic foods. I can probably down a few ghost peppers and break the Guiness World record. Funny, Gugny talks about experimenting on himself all the time, but, I don't think that this is what he means.
unbillievable Posted April 2, 2016 Author Posted April 2, 2016 So i bought some cheap taco bell food and a bottle of tobasco. The bottle is empty and it tasted like eating watery lettuce. Did experience a slight gag reflex which means my system still knows it, even if my brain doesn't. How long is this torture going to last? ...at least the Nyquil isn't disgusting. Like sticky water.
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 10:17 PM, unbillievable said: So i bought some cheap taco bell food and a bottle of tobasco. The bottle is empty and it tasted like eating watery lettuce. Did experience a slight gag reflex which means my system still knows it, even if my brain doesn't. How long is this torture going to last? ...at least the Nyquil isn't disgusting. Like sticky water. I haven't tasted food since Sunday.
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 11:02 PM, Beerball said: I haven't tasted food since Sunday. It tastes the same.
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 11:05 PM, Chef Jim said: It tastes the same. !@#$ you
unbillievable Posted April 2, 2016 Author Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 11:02 PM, Beerball said: I haven't tasted food since Sunday. A week? Whoever gave me this flu needs to be put on a terrorist watch list.
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2016 Posted April 3, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 11:10 PM, Beerball said: !@#$ you You're welcome. But why did you spell thank that way?
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