unbillievable Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I've been sick all week. The last few days, I've been unable to smell or taste anything... and it's driving me crazy. Last night, out of frustration, I ordered extremely hot wings and orange soda. To preface this, I can't stand hot food. I don't even like hot bbq sauce. I just wanted to taste something. As it turns out, I couldn't taste any of it. The wings only provided a mild burning (like mouthwash) and vague sourness. The orange soda was like sticky carbonated water. In conclusion, I am currently immune to toxic foods. I can probably down a few ghost peppers and break the Guiness World record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Keep experimenting on yourself and you'll go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Keep experimenting on yourself and you'll go blind. Not true. I've been experimenting on myself for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. And that's when he checks his sense of smell, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 So is it safe to say you don't smell so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 There is the lentil diet that was popular not too long ago.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. He didn't think of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hot wings and orange soda. By tomorrow you're going to feel more than a minor burning as they work their way to freedom. The twice hot effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Chicken soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You can chug hard alcohol also and not taste it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You can make money in bars eating disgusting things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I've been sick all week. The last few days, I've been unable to smell or taste anything... and it's driving me crazy. Last night, out of frustration, I ordered extremely hot wings and orange soda. To preface this, I can't stand hot food. I don't even like hot bbq sauce. I just wanted to taste something. As it turns out, I couldn't taste any of it. The wings only provided a mild burning (like mouthwash) and vague sourness. The orange soda was like sticky carbonated water. In conclusion, I am currently immune to toxic foods. I can probably down a few ghost peppers and break the Guiness World record. Funny, Gugny talks about experimenting on himself all the time, but, I don't think that this is what he means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Are forceps and scalpels involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 So i bought some cheap taco bell food and a bottle of tobasco. The bottle is empty and it tasted like eating watery lettuce. Did experience a slight gag reflex which means my system still knows it, even if my brain doesn't. How long is this torture going to last? ...at least the Nyquil isn't disgusting. Like sticky water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 So i bought some cheap taco bell food and a bottle of tobasco. The bottle is empty and it tasted like eating watery lettuce. Did experience a slight gag reflex which means my system still knows it, even if my brain doesn't. How long is this torture going to last? ...at least the Nyquil isn't disgusting. Like sticky water. I haven't tasted food since Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I haven't tasted food since Sunday. It tastes the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 It tastes the same. !@#$ you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 I haven't tasted food since Sunday. A week? Whoever gave me this flu needs to be put on a terrorist watch list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 !@#$ you You're welcome. But why did you spell thank that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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