Tenhigh Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 2016 Bills, We Gotta Be Due, I Mean, Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 For the ticket department, here's one "2016 Season Tickets, the perfect gift...... ....for reselling to opposing fans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 ASK US ABOUT OUR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 2016 Buffalo Bills: You! CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) We are on the right path. It is the only one we know. Note: Due to numerous complaints that this franchise stinks we have come up with a remedy. Fans will be required to bathe before entering the stadium. We will continue to be responsive to our very valued fans. Edited February 19, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cson76 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Come for Deadspin, stay for the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 We haven't been to the playoffs since Clinton was president. Oh, hey, wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Buffalo Bills: Free blood pressue meds for all fans CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) "We GUARANTEE you will see the winner of the AFC East once this year!"*** ***but if it snows, you might have to drive to Detroit Edited February 19, 2016 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 The 2016 Buffalo Bills: Winning isn't everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 "Playoffs Please" - I nominate you for the be thread of the month. This one has kept me laughing all month. Thanks for posting bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Defense Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Catch the Craziness while you can: Rex Ryan's last (half) year as a head coach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Buy your tickets now to catch the best vaudveille act in the NFL, The best circus in town is at the Ralph. No elephants and horses but plenty of clowns and horse manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cheesenacho Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Don't Billieve the Hype 8-8 Never Hurt Anyone Do you even really care if we win anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Our coaches are heavyweights. The lightweights are on the other side of the field. You can tell by the tilt of the field. Our HC is so smart that he out-thinks himself! Our HC may not perform well on the field but in the interview room he is masterful! Our HC believes that acting cool is better than acting smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "We GUARANTEE you will see the winner of the AFC East once this year!"*** ***but if it snows, you might have to drive to Detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) Excuses are for losers. Although the schedule is unfair; bad refereeing; injuries; players not receptive to brilliant coaching; grounds keepers doing a poor job; the wind affects our passes more; headphones don't work properly; second-rate announcers hurt us; the chain crew doesn't stretch the chains for the other team; the chain crew uses more links when we are being measured; the downs keeper can't count to four; half-times are too long for Wall of Fame ceremonies; pre-game meals are inadequate and the gatorade drink on our sideline is more stale than on the opposing sideline. We were on the road to success until we faced a generation of detour signs. Invest in season tickets. Steeler fans are willing to pay a premium. Stop complaining about the mounting losses-----our tickets are the cheapest in the league. If you want hope you are sitting in the wrong arena. Become a Sabre fan. Futility can be fun if you are stupendously stupid. Our marketing department has come up with a novel idea for halftime entertainment. We will have an all female naked marching band. Due to costs we will be using stout senior farmer girls whose worn out sagging breasts will gloriously be flapping in the wind. This should make your halftime meal very appetizing. . Edited February 20, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If you are resilient humiliation can be tolerated. Don't be so negative you whining and groveling sissies. Just toughen up! You've only been humiliated for a generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloFan68 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Here we go again, to the theme of the Whitesnake song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If you can't handle the losing just increase the boozing. (...) Don't give up hope: If Seal can marry Heidi Klum the Bills can eventually win! These are great. How about "Take heart, Brady can't last forever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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