boyst Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I am going out of town for a week to see family. No one will be here to check on the cows. Anyone willing to stop by and check on them? If so, please list your experience with animals, preferably large one. Any skills or reasons you'd be good at this, as well. (this is purely comical. I already have them taken care of...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I spent four years in college working with mainly heifers, but it was always after midnight, the rest of the herd had gone home, and my bottle of Captain was empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I feel well qualifed for this task. Not only have i have watched city slickers numerous times. I was there when a tracker took down a mountain lion in a tree on my next door neighbors land in Laurel Grove Oregon. After many of her Guinea hens were eaten. And the local (human) population was threatened. i also know the people that ranch blacklock beef on the sixes. grass fed and tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I met Bianca Wilfork once, so I feel that I am more than qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I vote for goBillsinDallas looks like a real sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I can milk anything with nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I spent one summer on a dairy farm, but I only worked from 7am-3pm, and only fed the cows and shoveled ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I can milk anything with nipples And drink the milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Ain't no way I can turn down this opportunity.... I come from Potter County, PA- where the men are men and the sheep are scared... I can service, I mean, take care of your cows the whole time you are gone... Just need you to show me where a few things are.... Hay, water source, petroleum jelly, shovel, and step stool..... I will be leaving tomorrow to make sure we have plenty of time for me to get acquainted with the operation.... PS- I will also bring my banjo...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 new orientation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I eat meat on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I can milk anything with nipples I have nipples, SWAT. Can you milk me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Damn this was funny. For a minute there I thought he was doing 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 WTF And it was done in 1909! Double WTF... They say we are freaky nowadays? ;-) ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Before I agree to take care of them....pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I am going out of town for a week to see family. No one will be here to check on the cows. Anyone willing to stop by and check on them? If so, please list your experience with animals, preferably large one. Any skills or reasons you'd be good at this, as well. (this is purely comical. I already have them taken care of...) I trained a dog and I cant live with roaches. Hope this springs me to the top of the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) I used to tip them back in the day. Also collect the fungus that would grow on humid mornings... No I never really tipped a poor cow over, that would defeat the purpose of grabbing the fungus. Edited August 4, 2015 by Beef Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I used to tip them back in the day. Also collect the fungus that would grow on humid mornings... No I never really tipped a poor cow over, that would defeat the purpose of grabbing the fungus. you name makes you an instant front runner. (I'll save JB some time, he says cow tipping is unpossible & a rural myth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 i like drinking milk and i play on my phone a lot. That pretty much describes your entire life. So I know Im a top candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 you name makes you an instant front runner. (I'll save JB some time, he says cow tipping is unpossible & a rural myth) Not a myth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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