Jump to content

Best heavy metal- Started as a courtesy to Buffalo Barbarian.


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 395
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Same old nazi sounding shitz. Vocals do not impress. Have a 23 yr old son ,can make sounds just like that. I won`t call it singing.

 

My son (14) is now heavily into this genre. He is a budding musician, so I'm hoping it's temporary and he realizes how little talent these bands have. Mind you, I don't think they are devoid of talent - especially the drummers. But many of the bands are filled with one-trick ponies.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

Thank you for confirming my instinct.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

Yes lol, I listen to slipknot for easy listening music. All the Gore is annoying but for me it's all about the power and ferocity of the music.

The proper term is Cookie Monster rock.

Cookies are good.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

It's not very often that this gets to come out:

 

 

I'm late to the party but first the Manero Mosh and now this? :worthy:

 

I'm not big on the cookie monster vocals, but one band that crushed it for me was Opeth on Ghost Reveries.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just checked into this thread out of curiosity. After playing some of the videos I'm terrified. Do people really listen to this when they aren't sacrificing things in the woods?

 

:lol: This. You have emboldened me to speak out. :D

 

I was a little more versed in this genre seeing my oldest is a suburban male.

 

My son grew out of it by the time he reached Grade 9. He's 19 now and wonders WTF was he thinking back then.

 

Anywho... Here is an interesting read:

 

http://pages.vassar.edu/musicalurbanism/2011/01/16/heavy-metal-before-subculture/

 

"By the late 1970s, things were further complicated by that other heavy metal that teenage guys might obsess about: the soft-porn illustrated sci-fi/fantasy magazine originating out of France."

 

Gug... Try not to stress, but you are right in what you say. Hopefully your son's talents as a musician evolve and grow out of the arrested development this genre seems to promote. I am praying for you Bro! Maybe hook him up with a nice hippy chick that digs the Indigo Girls. ;)

 

To the rest of the guys... If you want to get laid someday (other than by a meth whore that has Icarus' waxed wings) and have stable normal relationships, ditch the Cannibal Corpse (hey, they are from BFLo right!) and porn and throw in Carole King's "Tapestry" into the ye ole 8-Track. I know it seems like selling out your manly man virtues, burning your ManCard, but trust me, it won't kill you. Sci-Fi, death metal, thrashing around wearing black fantasy tees and Cookie Monster growling is so Grade 7. Time to grow up and stop masterbating to Star Trek. You will thank me later.

 

:D:D Was I little harsh on the genre? I was a little harsh on the genre. What the F*!@# you guys thinking by listening to this shiest (the new subculture and what it has become)! :doh:

 

BTW... I still get the dang blasted emails from Metal Blade Records that my son must of gave my email address to a bunch of years ago. The emails are a stark reminder of that phase he was going through. http://www.metalblade.com/us/ PLEASE make them stop! :wallbash:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:lol: This. You have emboldened me to speak out. :D

 

I was a little more versed in this genre seeing my oldest is a suburban male.

 

My son grew out of it by the time he reached Grade 9. He's 19 now and wonders WTF was he thinking back then.

 

Anywho... Here is an interesting read:

 

http://pages.vassar.edu/musicalurbanism/2011/01/16/heavy-metal-before-subculture/

 

"By the late 1970s, things were further complicated by that other heavy metal that teenage guys might obsess about: the soft-porn illustrated sci-fi/fantasy magazine originating out of France."

 

Gug... Try not to stress, but you are right in what you say. Hopefully your son's talents as a musician evolve and grow out of the arrested development this genre seems to promote. I am praying for you Bro! Maybe hook him up with a nice hippy chick that digs the Indigo Girls. ;)

 

To the rest of the guys... If you want to get laid someday (other than by a meth whore that has Icarus' waxed wings) and have stable normal relationships, ditch the Cannibal Corpse (hey, they are from BFLo right!) and porn and throw in Carole King's "Tapestry" into the ye ole 8-Track. I know it seems like selling out your manly man virtues, burning your ManCard, but trust me, it won't kill you. Sci-Fi, death metal, thrashing around wearing black fantasy tees and Cookie Monster growling is so Grade 7. Time to grow up and stop masterbating to Star Trek. You will thank me later.

 

:D:D Was I little harsh on the genre? I was a little harsh on the genre. What the F*!@# you guys thinking by listening to this shiest (the new subculture and what it has become)! :doh:

 

BTW... I still get the dang blasted emails from Metal Blade Records that my son must of gave my email address to a bunch of years ago. The emails are a stark reminder of that phase he was going through. http://www.metalblade.com/us/ PLEASE make them stop! :wallbash:

We aren't giving up metal for girls, I have great wife thank you and its not a phase, I'm 45, we listen to it because we like it. If you don't that's your problem and I don't need you to tell me what I should listen too.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...