The Poojer Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 There's no way I can drink it all. I started at 6..I'm about 3/4 done. I'm pooping clear....if I drink anymore I'm gonna throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeIGiveADarn Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I was trying to come up with a snark and sarcastic comment about this, but I don't even think you would notice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Thanks for the update. So this is your choice of beverage during tight cuse games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Tell us if they find anything……….like a gerbil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Sorry ...but proud you are doing this for your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I had to have one a bunch of years ago. It is the worst thing in the world drinking that stuff! I feel for you Pooj! Hang in there. Stay positive that they won't find anything, we are all pulling for you! Now crap it it out, make it easier on them tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 After only 2 days of Indian food? I've never had one of those before, but my wife did. The drink was way worse than the pooping! Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Good luck. Your butt will feel like you had anal sex with Horse for the next several days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 There's no way I can drink it all. I started at 6..I'm about 3/4 done. I'm pooping clear....if I drink anymore I'm gonna throw up Thats exactly the way i felt. I tried mixing the cr@p with cold clear gator aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Good luck. Your butt will feel like you had anal sex with Horse for the next several days That you have this knowledge is quite disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Just did my last one a few months ago...started when I was forty cause of family history. Anyway, new stuff was only like 10 ounces, tasted fine. Took first round at 7 pm, had to take another at 3 AM. I promise, breakfast will be the best you ever had Pooj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 The instructions told me it had to be water. They gave me a lemon flavor packet but that stuff is awful. It seemed to work though. We'll see shortly. Thats exactly the way i felt. I tried mixing the cr@p with cold clear gator aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Almost forgot, in order to relieve the pressure in your colon you are encouraged to pass gas. You get a free pass to pook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I scheduled mine for the afternoon last year. Wifey could not understand why. Got a good night of sleep and hung around the house all morning - test in the afternoon. Relaxed when I got home. Mistake I made was keeping the dang stuff in the fridge. Middle of the early fall and I am shivering like a bear on a brier bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Good for you bud! It's never too early to get tested. I am only 28 but plan on getting tested between 35-40 due to family history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Its a tad insensitive to refer to your curry as a colonoscopy cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Any pics?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Reminds me of a scene from the highly underrated "L.A. Story," when a young, ebullient Sara Jessica Parker takes her older boyfriend, Steve Martin, into the local high colonics store. As they come out, Parker is bouncing around and Martin is walking bow-legged as she yells "Wow. Wasn't that amazing? It really clears your head!" Martin responds, "Your head? I think they did mine wrong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Wow...what a piece of cake of a procedure. They put the Michael Jackson drug onto my I.V. I asked if it was supposed to burn then I was in recovery... All checked ok...couple pockets of diverticulitis but he wasn't concerned. And there are ZERO after effects save for some farts. I encourage everyone to take care of this on schedule. The worst part is drinking the solution the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Wow...what a piece of cake of a procedure. They put the Michael Jackson drug onto my I.V. I asked if it was supposed to burn then I was in recovery... All checked ok...couple pockets of diverticulitis but he wasn't concerned. And there are ZERO after effects save for some farts. I encourage everyone to take care of this on schedule. The worst part is drinking the solution the night before. The worst part of the sodomy was the drinking? I would have expected that to be the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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