PromoTheRobot Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Ruttiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Hoagie Carmichael. Or Secundus Maximus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Im naming my upcoming son Salvatore, so that every time he asks for something I can just say "Cant do it, Sally." It has been the consensus of the people that spend inordinate amounts of time with the poster above and his wife that the child shall be named "Pino Grigio" after the fertility drug used to conceive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 It has been the consensus of the people that spend inordinate amounts of time with the poster above and his wife that the child shall be named "Pino Grigio" after the fertility drug used to conceive. So that's where Jack got his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Levi I always wondered if Levi was short for Leviticus? Go biblical: Ethan. I guess getting over popularized now. The Pruitans had a knack of picking obscure biblical names and bringing them out of that obscurity. Go literary too. Edith Wharton's main characters in Ethan Frome (title) and The House of Mirth (Lily Bart). ;-) ;-) Hoagie Carmichael. Or Secundus Maximus. Jesus Christ, at least spell it right! This isn't Cartoon Network and Hoagie P. Gilligan! :-P Edited March 5, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I had to show my wife this clip bc when I was talking to my father about it his response was to yell STELLLLLAAAAAA 2 or 3 times as I cracked up. Yep friend of mine same way. As soon as I say Marlon Brando he yells STELLLLAAA! Classic movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 Here's your mistake. You're asking for a baby's name. You do realize that they're only babies for a short period of time. What you really want to ask is "I'm looking for a MAN'S name." Thomas Thurman?? Really. Why not go with Tasker Steve this time around? At least that one works. My dad's uncle was a Lancaster navigator. Killed over Germany. Just 21. 2nd mission. 1st as a crew, other flight was a "live" training. Thomas Thurman was his name. Always liked that photo of him @ Nana's in aircrew uniform leathers etc. became a Bills fan. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I always wondered if Levi was short for Leviticus? The Book of Leviticus is named after the tribe of Levi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. a dude could still have a bush though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 a dude could still have a bush though no slit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 That article is absolutely priceless. And spot on. Yes, we have a subscription to Parents magazine too. And in my area I think the trendy idiots are already jumping off the Jayden bandwagon. My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 no slit? bingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name." I know what you mean. 19 years ago we named our daughter Chloe. Then it got real popular a few years later. Damn Kardashians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) The Book of Leviticus is named after the tribe of Levi. Thanks! I know what you mean. 19 years ago we named our daughter Chloe. Then it got real popular a few years later. Damn Kardashians! Yeah... But she spells it with a "K." ;-) For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. How 'bout? Hugh G. Rection Or: Will E. Makeit and his sister Bette E. Wont. :-P Edited March 5, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. Why not honor WNY's heritage? I'd go with: No Goal, Wide Right or the less common McKinley Shotdead. Or you could mix 'n match (especially if it's twins) - - something like: Love Steel Bethlehem Canal Albright Way Sky Knox Peace Falls Niagara Bridge I actually kind of like Sky Knox, but I have issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why not honor WNY's heritage? I'd go with: No Goal, Wide Right or the less common McKinley Shotdead. Or you could mix 'n match (especially if it's twins) - - something like: Love Steel Bethlehem Canal Albright Way Sky Knox Peace Falls Niagara Bridge I actually kind of like Sky Knox, but I have issues. That's horrible. I would name her after my favourite river in Alaska, the kashwitna. Call her "kash" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name." I knew there was a celebrity connection somewhere with that one! Ok, you get the pre-Brittney exemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Larry, Steve, Carl, or Donald. if female Betty, Carla, Gertrude, or Fanny Go old school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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