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not necessarily.

 

young, dumb and full of jesus

 

Why are you posting the same thing you just posted like 4 posts above? From vice.com?

 

Cam Newton had over 50 pages last year but this might be second, never thought it would get this much traction but its fun.

 

That's it - this whole thing is fun!

 

I love that this Bill Simmon's email bag from Friday came true. It is so funny:

 

Q: I just had an epiphany while watching the clock tick closer to quitting time today at work. The easiest pick of the Round One weekend is the Denver Broncos. This whole thing is playing out just like any sports movie ever made. You've got a QB in Tim Tebow that overcame all kinds of obstacles to get the starting job on a crappy team. Then he leads them to unbelievable win after win. He has the team playing hard for him and everyone is starting to love him, even those in the media who were so against him. Then just when everything is going great things start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his tricks work anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just when there is no hope and everyone has counted them out the "Nobody Believes in Us" speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow. The team rallies behind him and they pull off a miracle comeback to beat the Steelers. I'm telling you … it's the easiest pick of the weekend. If Disney's already making the Tim Tebow movie there is no way the Broncos lose.

— Jason H, Dayton, OH

SG: Remember the 2008 playoffs, after Kurt Warner had told his kids he'd buy them a puppy if the Cardinals won the Super Bowl, then I had a Pakistani reader send me an e-mail urging me to bet on Warner's team because "you never bet against God and puppies"? I kind of feel the same way about Jason's Tebow/Disney e-mail. He's right … this is a sports-movie script. And we all know how sports movies play out.

The best point of Jason's e-mail: "Then just when everything is going great things start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his tricks work anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just when there is no hope and everyone has counted them out the 'Nobody Believes in Us' speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow."

Seriously, how many times have we seen that sequence in a sports movie? Fifty? Seventy-five? One hundred? It always happens around the 1:15 mark of the movie; even better, you KNOW it's coming and somehow still enjoy it. I don't know whether the inevitable Tebow/Broncos sports movie would be called God's Will, Faith Healer, Divine Intervention, And A Tebow Shall Lead Them, White Bronco, or my personal favorite, Fourth-and-God, but it's definitely been a sports movie — you have a polarizing/mesmerizing lead character, the mandatory "this team's coming together!" and "this team's falling apart!" sequences, crazy amounts of media scrutiny, and the whole damned thing is just implausible enough that you find yourself saying, "I wish this movie was about 18 percent more realistic." If you pick against Denver this weekend, you're picking against every sports movie ever made, as well as the $86 million opening weekend Disney is about to have for Fourth-and-God in 15 months. As always, tread carefully.

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Hitler on Tebow :lol:

 

 

youtube.com/watch?v=jD6B1CXXgM0

 

I wonder how many DVD sales, etc. Downfall had because of this meme. It's got to be the best thing that ever happened to them....I bought it a few weeks ago and it's a really great movie.

 

BTW, this was very funny!

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good grief when will it be enough?

youtube.com/results?search_query=hitler+reacts&oq=hitler+reacts&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6014l8777l0l8970l13l13l0l8l0l0l180l745l1.4l5l0

 

There can never be enough Tebow or enough Hitler.

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Watched NFL live and they had Tebow mic'd up and man how can you not love that guy. He is a leader, unflappable and has no doubt in his faith to win. Makes me wish we picked even more and Gronkowski in the second and we'd be in the playoffs. Saw this the day before.

 

 

 

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It's Official: According to the ESPN Sports Poll, Tim Tebow is now America's favorite active pro athlete.

 

 

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7451061/espn-sports-poll-denver-broncos-tim-tebow-us-favorite-active-pro-athlete

The scary thing about the about the poll is 48% actually thought that there was divine intervention involved and God was on Timmy's side. I guess he's really a Brady fan after all.

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