EC-Bills Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I knew about a 3-4 weeks into things. I have been paying for it ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I dunno Blue, for me it was love at first BJ. Nothing wrong with a sensitive question once in a while. It is so painfully obvious when Mrs. Beerball is looking over your shoulder and when she isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 It is so painfully obvious when Mrs. Beerball is looking over your shoulder and when she isn't Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I think most men will tell you that it's time to marry her when you're looking at the top of her head thinking "Y'know, I'd love her company even if she didn't give me blowjobs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. Last week the wife asked me why I watch so much porn. I answered: "So I don't end up killing one of us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Bills fan Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 First date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVABillsFan Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 1 simple word, PRAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 unbelievable Aren't you glad you came back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 I don't see the point of marriage in this day and age. But if you do get married, get a rock solid pre-nup. I know way too many nice guys who got screwed over by materialistic bitches. Don't be fooled. They're experts at the long con. This would make a GREAT Hallmark card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 If you subtract sex from the relationship and you still want to be together, you got a good shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 If you subtract sex from the relationship and you still want to be together, you got a good shot. did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last wheres my beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 You just do. If you're even asking, she's probably the one. For me it was 3 months into dating her. Been married 11 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 I'm just wondering for the married men here...when did you know that your wife was the one? Ive met this girl and the more time i spend with her the more i feel like she could be that one. We share so many of the same values and beliefs and we just get along so well. I cant find a single thing about her that is a red flag.... When did you know? did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last wheres my beer So this whole marriage thing lasted 53 hours 29 minutes? Where are you typing from, a bar stool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last wheres my beer That's a red flag for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 So this whole marriage thing lasted 53 hours 29 minutes? Where are you typing from, a bar stool? oh boy..... ...looks like he may have jumped the gun just a little bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last wheres my beer Uh....next time at least get beyond the 'friend zone' before fantasizing about marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last wheres my beer Wait...you're thinking about marrying this girl and she's not even over her ex? No wonder there's so much divorce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Last week the wife asked me why I watch so much porn. I answered: "So I don't end up killing one of us." Post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 When she told me. Here here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 If you subtract sex from the relationship and you still want to be together, you got a good shot. Frickin' duh. Isn't that the definition of marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwchze Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm just wondering for the married men here...when did you know that your wife was the one? Ive met this girl and the more time i spend with her the more i feel like she could be that one. We share so many of the same values and beliefs and we just get along so well. I cant find a single thing about her that is a red flag.... When did you know? uhmm now you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 For me it was about 6 months before I knew I was in the Air Force at the time......and an absolute whore......I used to get ribbed by both the men and women in my unit about what a whore I was.......for my birthday the Sgt that was my supervisor bought me 6 months worth of condoms......I was with a different women sometimes a different one every other night....I remember a Valentines day I was with THREE women in one day. When I look back on it all I wasnt a complete @sshole because I never told anyone they were the one but I was sill an insenstive basturd because I knew a lot of them did like genuinely like me. Anyway......I met my wife while I was shooting a pool tournament next to the Air Force Base I was stationed at.....she came in with a girl I knew (not in that way) and stayed for about 20 minutes......she barely looked at my coming and going and I remember being so damn fine that the other military guys (shoot some of the girls to) were just falling all over themselves to her.....but drinks kept coming her way and she kept refusing them one after another after another. So anyways they left and I think I walked by and said hi and that was about as far as I got. At the time I dont think I interested her one bit....... Anyways.....one thing I noticed that night and all the next day.....I could not get her off my mind. She was wearing a red outfit that blended beutifually with her raven black hair and wonderful dark hispanic skin. I remembered thinking this girl could wake up in the morning roll out of bed and she would look this good. Finally I worked my way around to calling the friend whos number I had....and I just kinda arranged it that I would bump into her at the fair the following weekend......anyways it was a really tough sell because she looked right at me and knew I was a womanizer.....but the thing is something wierd had happened. I didnt want anything to do with anymore woman they just didnt interest me....I remember a couple of nights later one of my regulars invited herself up to my dorm room....and was waiting for me to get in. I politely asked her to leave. I knew right then and there that my life was about to change. Anyways....it wasn't easy. She wasn't interested in flowers or candy or any of those other types of things (even though I gave them) she wasn't impressed by my sports car......she didn't like the clothes I would wear half the time......but one thing that happened a lot was we had a good time together and would make each other laugh.....It got to the point where I couldnt stand to be apart from her......her mom and dad were even tougher sells because I am stone cold white and they are hard core hispanic family.......the mom took one look at me and said she didn't like me and thought I was going to break my daugthers heart. It took a while to win HER over..... The one person that took a liking to me out of the family (and my wife Priscilla had a great deal of respect for) was Priscillas grandmother. I think that is actualy what ended up getting the final seal of approval. Been married for 16 years. I have never been unfaithful or realy even given serious consideration to being with someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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