Hazed and Amuzed Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 He would be a hell of a lot uglier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagner Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 He would be a hell of a lot uglier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthtobrint Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 That's obviously not the direction I expected you to go with this thread and I laughed. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 if Lynch was white, he wouldn't play running back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 if Lynch was white, he wouldn't play running back... Correct.. he'd be a Fullback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 He would be a hell of a lot uglier... He would also be a rarity since I don't think there are a lot of white RBs in the NFL. Why is that? PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 He would be a hell of a lot uglier... What does that have to do with anything football ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Can he really get any uglier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie Armstrong Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Correct.. he'd be a Fullback. And he would have a "high motor" of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 He would also be a rarity since I don't think there are a lot of white RBs in the NFL. Why is that? PTR Lets face it fellas, us whiteys just can't compete. Blacks have better rhythm, more soul, they run faster, catch better and I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 This post is actually getting some legs...it's entering Beast Mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 probably would have stopped his vehicle when he hit the woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 his first name would be Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharper802 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 probably would have stopped his vehicle when he hit the woman 1. If in a bad neighborhood white Lynch would have fled the scene 2. White Lynch would then have sued successfully the woman for damaging his car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 1. If in a bad neighborhood white Lynch would have fled the scene2. White Lynch would then have sued successfully the woman for damaging his car i think that question just begs for controversy!, the above comment is a bit humerous, but it is because it pokes fun at the "white guy", i would submit that if someone gave a similar quasi-stereotypical answer about "what the black lynch" would do, lots of people on here would really have their proverbial "shorts in a bunch".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 his first name would be Michael. and TE would no longer be the only glove wearing Mary on the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 and a white lynch would not have been hanging out in compton with guns and marijuana in his car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would be a hell of a lot uglier... LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotta Dream Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Correct.. he'd be a Fullback. Isn't he already a FB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 and a white lynch would not have been hanging out in compton with guns and marijuana in his car... No, he would be on Venice Beach with his very good friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If Lynch was white those gold teeth would look more retarded than they already do. And he probably would have hit that lady in the street with a truck or sports car, not the mercedes SUV or whatever it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Def either a fullback or a safety....... it's what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If Lynch was white those gold teeth would look more retarded than they already do. And he probably would have hit that lady in the street with a truck or sports car, not the mercedes SUV or whatever it was. ummm it was a Porsche Cayenne, idiot : ) haha...im joking....however, it was a Cayenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Lynch would have been a DE under Jauron if he was white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would be fast, not stupid fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 ummm it was a Porsche Cayenne, idiot : ) haha...im joking....however, it was a Cayenne I wasn't sure of the exact model, which is why I added "or whatever it was" I did know it was an expensive SUV that you don't normally see driving around the countryside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I wasn't sure of the exact model, which is why I added "or whatever it was" I did know it was an expensive SUV that you don't normally see driving around the countryside. I kno, I was just busting your chops...I think if he was white though he could theoretically still be driving a Cayenne, its a nice SUV obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Factoid; There hasn't been a white tailback taken in the first round since 1974, John Cappelletti. (Heisman Trophy winner out of Penn State) If Toby Gerhart is taken in the first round this year he'll be the first since then. (Source: March 15th 2010 TSN pg. 49) ETA: If Marshawn was white he'd spend a lot of time in a tanning booth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would for sure not be called "beast mode" He would not have those fancy dreadlocks He would have the same personality. Damn those kids and that rap music!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 and a white lynch would not have been hanging out in compton with guns and marijuana in his car... White Lynch in compton would have been carring that loaded gun instead of keeping it in his trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would also be a rarity since I don't think there are a lot of white RBs in the NFL. Why is that? PTR One thing is for sure... if he did play the position as a white man, he'd have "deceptive speed" ... but play with a lot of heart... perhaps even be considered a "high motor" guy. In other news... Keith Van Horn is the next Tom Gugliotta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 One thing is for sure... if he did play the position as a white man, he'd have "deceptive speed" ... but play with a lot of heart... perhaps even be considered a "high motor" guy. In other news... Keith Van Horn is the next Tom Gugliotta. I think he'd be a Ginger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I think he'd be a Ginger... Reminds me more of Mrs. Howell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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