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...or taking their post-coffee morning dump. i'm totally missing the first 20 minutes of the game.

yeah but buffalo bills fans here in chicago, il are the cutest and most deep dish-loving buffalo bills fans there are.

really looking forward to "chris brown after hours" in the 2-4:30am slot.

you must be close to me. i'm right next to crosby's kitchen on southport. if you ever see a guy wearing a throwback standing buffalo (red on white) hat while walking a black dog in the neighborhood, that's me! identify yourself as "the big cat from tbd" so it doesn't creep me out.

how could we not?

obviously - only one has a pinstripe bowl ring.

i'm already looking forward to how they sell hope next year.

i would love to see robot officials on the field, especially if they had lasers. then they could just zap the ball instead of whistling the play dead.

i work in marketing, but i don't own a suit. just be sure to include the following words/phrases/acronyms in the interview and you'll do fine -- don't worry if you don't know what they mean since most people don't: humanize the brand roi disruptive game-changer kpi we have a great story to tell here low hanging fruit social influencer frictionless thought leader monetize monetize monetize monetize monetize i'm fairly certain russ used this whole arsenal to dazzle ralph during his interview.

just like there are heaps of paul hogan fans in buffalo because of the success of crocodile dundee and crocodile dundee II in the mid to late 80's.

to really send a message, i'm planning on cutting a giant "d" and a fence out of cardboard. when the bills defense takes the field, i will hold up the "d" and the person next to me will hold up the cardboard representation of the fence. (d-fence, get it???) i think this will really support and encourage our players to perform at their best and give well over 100% effort. i will only hold this up when our defense is on the field, though. when our offense is playing, i will remain silent.

he's going to expect us to call him a cheater so maybe we should call him a fart-head instead.

ideally, the bills should employ a time machine* which would enable them to revisit previous plays fully aware of the eventual outcome. by acting (or shall i say, performing an "informed reaction") on this information, they would be able to effectively replay the previous play with a complete understanding of the corrective actions necessary to result in a more fruitful outcome. so, rather than "forgetting" the results of the previous play as you suggest, mayhaps the true path would be to encourage the players to "remember it all too well." *the one danger with this approach would be the butterfly effect, which could possibly result in tyrod taylor having never been born and/or germany successfully winning ww II.

sorry, we're doing the wave when tyrod's on the field whether you like it or not.

if the bills were smart, they would have two qb's on the field at the same time, just like those old 49er teams used to do. i loved it when both montana and young would be behind center. young would get the snap, lateral it over to montana who would shimmy around the backfield until young got open deep. then montana would throws one of his perfect 70 yard zingers to young for the td!

by his own admission, scout emeritus nix wasn't one of those "geniuses" everyone wants running their team.

mrs. cassel, mama cassel, bill belichick and fans of five yard passes.

the original pizza logs. 'nuff said.

cassel is solid and dependable for the first 10-15 seconds of any interview. he's calm, informed, and can respond to those early questions like a true veteran and leader. you know what you're going to get in the early part of any interview with him -- there aren't many surprises. nothing super exciting, but not outright horrible. beyond the first 10-15 seconds though, things get a little shaky. he doesn't really have the stamina or ability to handle the later questions in interviews. his answers aren't horrible, they just leave you wanting more. there's so much more that could come from the interview, but he doesn't have the innate ability to deliver. his answers are choppy, unpredictable, uninteresting. he stutters and stammers, repeats himself incoherently, makes obvious mistakes. by the end of the first minute, you're praying for someone more dynamic to step in, take over the interview and deliver a little excitement to the proceedings.

i listen on the app and don't get the local commercials, so i called up jimmy pardo from the hit podcast "never not funny" and complained about mike schopp. he told me i could determine whether or not my car needs new tires by sticking a penny in the treads and seeing how much of lincoln's head is obscured. thanks jimmy!

coach sal is the greatest and the millenial generation's van miller. you're just jealous of his silky smooth voice, vast football knowledge (few others bring his player/coach expertise) and impeccably-coiffed goatee.

put down the burger, put down the dog pick up the original pizza log there's only one the original pizza log yeah!

depends on what you think of the police.

to be fair, james also returned his anger management participation certificate.

ok, i can't argue with that!