Dirtbag

i'm not irish but i'll eat corned beef like a mofo.

Dude, she seriously wrote this: Where our character is forged in the crucible of memories made, dreams come true, and nightmares endured. Where hopes are carved—from the wounds and scars, joys and sorrows, triumphs and tragedies that prepare us for the battlefield we call life. It is here that heroes are born and legends are made.

thanks for your input, jim.

somewhere, chris brown is turning over in his grave.

i don't believe in super fans but i do believe in life after love.

this seems like a pretty cool movie -- i'll be sure to check it out!!!

alternatively, if weaseling doesn't work, break into the sjf track and field storage room, grab one of those pole vault sticks and use it to hurl yourself over the fence and onto the field.* upon landing, spring for the sidelines and immerse yourself in the crowd to avoid detection from security. *if there's a fence around the field. note: this may not be necessary if you are able to see through the fence. in that case, you can stand there watching and disregard the pole-vault/avoiding security component of this plan. either way, stop for a garbage plate on the way home.

hopkins is like the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. carpenter's like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. He's a bad man. He's a bad man, that Carpenter. He's a bad man, a bad man.

why didn't he just call this, "14 things about the bills that everybody already knows"? actually, maybe it should be "13 things about the bills that everybody already knows" since i didn't know the flight from detroit to cleveland is only 18 minutes. that's pretty neat.

has anyone interviewed the beach chairs yet? those punk-ass kids were probably twerking all over them!

i'm witholding judgment until i see what he does with the o-line this year.

exactly. just like kromer's fist's natural habitat is a teenager's face.

chris brown is reporting that kromer was merely offering the young lads a ride home since he was concerned that they were out so late. and he accidentally punched the kid in the face when going in for a firm handshake. and, as for the so-called "threat" -- what he actually said was, "i'm gonna kill your freakin' family...with love!"

noted. if he can jump out of a pool, over a hurdle and then do sleight of hand (dorenbos-style) i'm ordering his jersey tonight!

dammit, that's much better than mine. nice work.

to make my list, you have to be able to jump out of a swimming pool, so: jarron gilbert coy wire my second favorite players are trick shot qbs, so: alex tanney

according to legend, if you type the name "marrone" five times in an article, he will force your team to punt from the 30. then he'll quit and disappear until summoned once again.

i love purchasing and eating paninis as well. my favorite? sliced serrano ham, a little manchego cheese and fig jam. it's absolutely delightful when paired with a nice summer salad.

did you miss the part that said, HE DOESN'T WEAR RECEIVER'S GLOVES??? does that sound like a player who sucks?

this is complete garbage. qb rankings are meaningless unless you include their wonderlic scores.

it's a proven fact that if you put 100 monkeys in a room with some typewriters, they could knock out the entire works of shakespeare in, like, an afternoon.

where koshinski at?

then why aren't we complaining about it???!!! that guy is a hater and mean to his callers. he should be more like coach sal.

i wish dude was listening to schopp and the bulldog so this thread could turn into a discussion about wgr, then sully's woeful ignorance about football, then tim graham's twitter feed.