Dirtbag

i like my coaches ruddy-faced and perpetually exasperated, so this guy is perfect!

of course they're going to win. they need to start improving in order to not get a top 3 pick.

last year's defense was a rex/schwartz hybrid and this year's is a rob/rex hybrid. hence, they suck. our defense will be awesome next year when it's only rex calling the shots. errr...dennis thurman.

this dude is the biggest media whore of all time. can't wait for the presser after his post-mighty explosive diarrhea bout.

stop fat shaming, bro. and stop being so ageist. spikes has the wisdom and bulk that these young punks can't touch.

if the bills propaganda minister is actually critical then it's gotta be true. i wonder what true confession is gonna spill from murph's lips in the coming days.

russ allows doug 15 minutes of internet time every afternoon but he can't use it to download porn.

bring back some meatloaf for the rest of us.

no, but in fairness, after that denver game, neither does he.

the bills were still digesting their halftime nachos.

disagree. the results speak for themselves.

i love the way you conveniently forgot to mention that 1 pass he caught, mr. snark.

dude, you can't change the culture and get momentum for the next year UNLESS you rack up a couple garbage losses when the playoffs are out of reach.

whaley would burn through all of the browns 2017 draft picks like a mofo.

huh? i keep hearing that whaley has assembled the most impressive roster in decades. sure, it hasn't translated into wins but you can't argue that the bills are the among the most talent laden teams.

dude, they're two fun havin', life lovin' football coaches. sure, they're not so good on the coaching part, but they think they are. and they have fun doin' the stuff they do. what's not to love?

the only thing marcel sucks is...a big fat blunt. try again.

because somehow, other teams suck then get better. we just suck and then continue to suck. after that, we suck some more. it's like riding a perpetual treadmill of crapitude.

just pull up any post game presser from the last 20 years. at this point, they're all interchangeable.

i'll be focused like a laser on jordan gay.

catching the team bus is hard in the nfl.

best five-head: joe buck best leaky adult diaper: tony siragusa best announcer living off of one call 35 years ago: al michaels best five-head runner-up: chris complainersworth best nerdy announcer with a badass name: ian eagle best announcer who seems like a really nice guy but is allegedly a sexual harasser: mike tirico best greek announcer: spero dedes best announcer most likely to make you want to put a bullet in your head: phil simms

my sources say he tried out nutrisystem in late july but wasn't seeing the results.

there's an utter hypocrisy in celebrating wings and beef on weck as points of civic pride then condemning newbies to the city who overindulge. as one who wrestles with his weight on daily basis, i have nothing but sympathy for karlos. also, my sources say that karlos planned on using his 4 week suspension to go hardcore atkins. he coulda easily dropped 20 lbs in that time.

i'm preemptively blaming his poor performance in the upcoming season to all the tumult in his personal life. hopefully he seeks out mario for advice on persevering after the dissolution of a relationship/getting back the ring.