Yeah, the Bills had just awesome luck with QB injuries last season.
I mean, having your UCL torn in half in game 8 is almost as good as a sponge bath from Margot Robbie.
I worked one summer at the Tops market on Bailey and you are 100% correct.
Shagging carts was the best part of that job by far. As opposed to "clean-up call on Aisle 6" which always turned out to be toddler puke, or worse...
I seem to remember the Bills had a OT named Mike Rockwood in camp like 25 years ago or something. He was around 6'10" if I'm not mistaken.
His nickname was "Redwood" but I think he lost it because a real Redwood has more bend to it than Mike could manage.
You cannot be serious.
If this is true, then Pac-Man should be strapped down with his eyelids forced open "Clockwork Orange" style and be forced to watch an endless highlight loop of JA17 lighting up DBs again and again until Adam's tiny brain leaks out of his ears.