A man walks up to a woman in his office, stands real close & draws in a long breath.
He then tells her that her hair smells nice.
Each day, the same thing happens at work, each time the man complementing his coworker on how lovely her hair smells.
The woman has had enough and goes to Human Resources to make a complaint.
She says she'd like to file a sexual harassment complaint about the man who when he smells her hair then tells her it smells nice.
The HR manager is not sure if this constitutes sexual harassment. Thinking that it may be a compliment rather than sexual harassment.
Until she informs him, "it's Keith, the midget!"
A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says " lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your breasts out!" The ape goes !@#$en bezerk! The husband opens the cage and pushes the wife in. "Now try telling THAT fuc$ you have a headache!"