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Shamrock

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  1. Mayb the Jets design would need to seek copyright from the Essendon FC, AFL.
  2. Bill Burr- found him hilarious.
  3. Octopus have s phenom learning ability.
  4. Isn't the English language a linguistic evolution such that King Alfred the Great & Queen Elizabeth II wouldn't understand each other & linguistically being a language that absorbs & changes with the influences it has encountered, largely through conquest, in itself can not be a racist language as there's no linguistic superiority undertaken ...tangent coming!
  5. Brilliant thread, thanks all. By the way, my brother lives in Augusta, GA.
  6. I work in a TAC (transport accident commission) hospital- the term "temporary citizen" or "live organ donor" gets used a lot for motorcyclists. Bitumen on skin is like horrific- hot knife meets butter.
  7. PS, whoever is playing Nancy McCoy is hot Whoa there Hatfield, that's there a feudin comment.
  8. I agree. U don't play like a dozen seasons as average! He's also an above average human!
  9. A man walks up to a woman in his office, stands real close & draws in a long breath. He then tells her that her hair smells nice. Each day, the same thing happens at work, each time the man complementing his coworker on how lovely her hair smells. The woman has had enough and goes to Human Resources to make a complaint. She says she'd like to file a sexual harassment complaint about the man who when he smells her hair then tells her it smells nice. The HR manager is not sure if this constitutes sexual harassment. Thinking that it may be a compliment rather than sexual harassment. Until she informs him, "it's Keith, the midget!" A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says " lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your breasts out!" The ape goes !@#$en bezerk! The husband opens the cage and pushes the wife in. "Now try telling THAT fuc$ you have a headache!"
  10. Good dog Bernie. Good dog.
  11. My 2 1/2 year old like this one. What did the 0 say to the 8. I like your belt.
  12. I thought that Fairley on that Detroit live was a good pick- some mature guys & a young super star. Would have thought it would have been a "scared straight" program!
  13. Please don't ask me to explain what's going on in Australia, the Union of Socialist States, Australa... USSA.
  14. I've come on a number of trips & Hammers hospitality to a Bills fan 16000km from home is like family!
  15. There's also the issue of striking a ball with your head, particularly in amateur's and particularly in deteriorating pitch conditions. Weigh the ball before a game, dry and then at the end of the game on a sodden pitch... Ouch.
  16. Asphalt, right near the front entrance to 1BD. Erik's a good bloke too!
  17. & Buddy has a little house there too!
  18. A Weapon of Mass Destruction has finally been found in Buffalo's front 4: A- Anderson, W- Williams, M- Mario, D- Dareus. Beware of A WMD when playing the Bills!
  19. A WMD does mean A- Anderson, Weapon- Williams, Mass- Mario, Destruction- Dareus... I like it. Im for calling the front four A WMD!
  20. It's nice this side of the pond! Always thought that it was cool having a Florida branch of Melbourne, as I sit, literally the furthurest away in Melbourne, Australia.
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