Hoax. You don't even know what you want to ban. Maybe if you stopped worrying about Bert and Ernie potentially getting it on and stopped obsessing over kids showing you their junk before they compete in high school sports you could come up with a list of books that you believe should be burned to protect children from people who want to see their junk before they play high school tennis or high school golf. Weird and sick, I know, but that's where MAGA Republicans are these days.
This is an odd post. On the one hand, you support junk checks before kids play sports. On the other hand, you're worried about innuendo regarding a fictional frog and a fictional toad. You are one conflicted guy, that's for sure.