Coach Tuesday

Don't forget the Steelers who have a major need at linebacker now.

So the fluff posts are ok but not these?

On reflection, I’ve got more wiggle than burst, too.

You can get the same guy as a UDFA. This is the $.99 CD bin of NFL players, I don’t understand the handwringing.

But of course

This is what I actually said:

This is what you actually said:

Will do.

I don’t consider finding an above-replacement-value kicker to be a monumental task, let alone a major offensive upgrade. We are setting a very low bar here for some reason.

Bass?

Strongly suspect the Chiefs will end up with OBJ or another high-impact receiver (or two) before all is said and done.

He has been terrible since his injury. Not just average: terrible.

And it’s too bad - I’ve been thinking that loading up on TE playmakers might be a smart strategy this offseason. They’re cheap relative to other assets so you can play some cap arbitrage; they offer scheme versatility that Dorsey likes; defenses are getting smaller; and personality-wise, they would fit Allen’s style (his teammates refer to him as a tight end because he’s All Ball, kind of half professor half meathead). Fill the offense with tight ends and speed on the outside and see what happens. That said, Parham is a real JAG.

Cincinnati the past two seasons. Philadelphia last year. San Francisco. What are we doing here?

Folks here don’t like to admit it but the Bengals’ threadbare FO has been running circles around OBD for several offseasons in a row. They consistently find value and quality in free agency.

Does this thread count as being patient?

This thread is a participation trophy. Geez Louise, all Beane has done so far this offseason is fall forward. We’re congratulating him for executing restructurings that were necessitated by years of bad contracts? For finally signing a young guard and a speed receiver after some of us have been banging our heads against the wall about these needs for years? For not paying the high price Edmunds cost because Beane waited to lock him up until he priced himself out of range? I like McGovern and Harty a LOT but young guards and fast career special teamers should fall from the sky in free agency and the draft and Beane had to make up ground and possibly overpay to finally land them.

He is washed.

Lol with the botched attachment and everything. It’s Clown Day at TSW.

Could be certain players and coaches weren’t invited and Waller was keeping it on the DL…

On-brand for Florida.

Another one. Folks have lost their damned minds.

HE WAS INJURED LAST YEAR This thread is full of some of the legit dumbest takes I've ever seen, anywhere on the internet.

Or Jaylan Waddle.