Cotton Fitzsimmons

Elam is THE WHIP… FACT!

This game reminded YE OLE of a time at work some years ago. One of YE's colleagues, Randy, had been nicknamed "Randazzle" by one of the big wigs. So one day YE is standing at the urinal in the men's room and Randazzle bursts through the door. He exclaims "Head for the hills, YE OLE! I'm about to blow it up!" Needless to say, Randazzle slammed the door to the stall and made good on his warning. Last night, both teams were Randazzle.

Clue: Bountygate Edition?

As Mahomes would say, this is more of a “We’ll see it when we believe it” situation

“Matt Milano… he has been hittin it from every angle!” - Ian Eagle

If we get a big turnover, Zach Miss is getting the hand off on the very next play. Every time… FACT!

Clearly this guy was going down, but interesting note about "failure to understand his role as UNC" Could that leave the door open to there being some discrepancy over the power the UNC has in making the call? Was there some type of disagreement between the UNC and team docs? That's where things will get interesting if the details ever actually come out.

It truly sucks that we lost this one… their punter cranking one right into his personal protector’s derrière for the safety was one of those moments that could’ve lived on in the annals of history.

They can only stop themselves… and apparently that’s what they decided to do. Hopefully that Zach Moss hand off garbage is out of their system.

It’s really deflating losing Micah for the year. YE OLE has a hunch that this Jaquan fellow might be a star though.

Per Pat McAfee, this year’s team is an “Absolute WAGON” That’s what all the kids are calling it now, gents!

Westside, my good fellow, it is the best thing.

This Benford fellow is THE WHIP, gents! This whole team is, in fact, THE WHIP!

Pete never learned how to be UNLIMITED

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Are you ready for THE FOOTBALL?

Agreed… just keep “Punt, Pass, and Kick” Barkley on the 53 for now and figure it out from there.

It's very hard to believe that the NFL was made aware of this prior to the draft. I have been as much a fan of Araiza's as anyone and the way he punts the ball is extremely entertaining, but I don't believe an NFL team would've drafted him at all with this going on.