Ralonzo

Carolina war room looks like two families at a wedding trading hugs. Wonder why they're so happy?

So were crystal radios

Someone seriously needs to show up to the draft in the boat captain outfit from Caddyshack Membou to the Jets. He slayed at the combine. No major reaches yet.

For the Chiefs, the word is "Accompliceable"

Jeanty needs a tray of canapés in his hand.

Put Cleveland "back" on top?

Will Campbell realizing he has to play the Bills twice a year it appears

The Giants war room looked like everyone was green-screened in there, like the end of a Star Wars movie or something

If Cleveland wants to move up for a 5th year option on someone, #36 + 104 is a good match for #30.

How much did T-Mobile pay Hunter to wear that?

All of the picks... say yes you pancake eating mother

Damn Laurence Fishburne got buff

I... like this move for the Browns? they basically pick up a 2 and next year #1 for dropping 3 slots. I guess Hunter doesn't help without a QB, and they the Beanian thing of getting next year ammo with a "better" QB class.

And my comparison for Little Ralonzo is Ron Jeremy.

Titans get a deserved dig from Eisen for being douches and letting the clock run all the way, having not made a decision in the preceding months. I really hate that franchise.

That's the sort of crazy you want on your defense. Right?

He should have worn spandex

Shitposting in the TSW draft thread as usual?

If it's AI then can't the Bills just draft Alexander?

It doesn't matter how many picks they own, it's how much value they have. You can pack up everything after 132 and hardly improve the 1st or 2nd round picks. I'd keep those later picks as an incentive to individual scouts to go to bat for a guy they're sold on as being slept on, as often happens in these drafts. Beane isn't omniscient on every prospect but the guys who went to the pro days and interviewed and sifted through the game tapes, they may have an insight, which is what you're paying them for. It's kinda what we're doing on the internet too, trying to find that haystack needle.

When is Josh ever going to be on a team that holds up their part of the deal?

Saw some interviews with Oladejo and dug into a little more tape. Impressed. Starting to think I really like him at #56. He's what the Bills lack in dynamism from the edge. High upside and sounds like a walking talking Process.

I swear I've had this exact mock except sub Collins in for Sanders and no friggin punters... but hearing that Sanders is actually projected to play the 1T, I don't know how he'd hold up but the player is fine.

I'm getting more Liverpudlian out of it? But it's a great listen and the accent is just a nice dollop of treacle in your cuppa.