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[7:15] End of 1st quarter and local spots 1) Starry soda which is exactly what the world needs because there's no such thing as 7Up or Sprite or Mountain Dew. 2) Chris Walken in a world where everyone talks like Chris Walken. Awesome. What product was that for? 3) Arnold relegated to State Farm ads, GET MY NEIGHBAH TO THE CHOPPAH

Hey, Aiyuk ran the Gabe Davis pattern there.

A Kawasaki drove past Townsend, right?

[6:59] 1) Mt Dew Baja Blast. Who is this and why. 2) Lindor truffle balls, they're good but that spot didn't really have a bite to it. 3) Kawasaki Ridge. Hah! Steve Austin might be having thoughts of bringing back the Hollywood Blonds if Pillman was still around. 4) Popeye's with Ken Jeong. It was amusing. 5) Jeff Goldblum continues to play Jeff Goldblum, but now he has been demoted to commercials. At least Kevin Costner still does streaming TV. [7:05] 1) Pringles and Chris Pratt. Nice. Does he get a Monopoly spot in 20 years? 2) Mich Ultra with Messi. Keg kicks and start spurting air, and nobody notices the difference 3) Temu, which continues to sell Lego-sized versions of actual products for really cheap but you cant use them for anything. 4) Cerave "Let my cream hydrate you" which is a think a Porn DVR i saw in a store without windows on US 15 in Pennsylvania.

Hodling and it's a good call.

That crosser was a very Tua throw

Chenal could have fit the football in his crack if he fell on it.

[6:45] Fumbleaya, Fumble rooskie 1) Shrekanda Forever? Nope, "Wicked" 2) Dan Marino... ohhhh Bruce, I hope you got paid for that. 3) Kid fails sponsored by Dove. 4) CBS spot, which makes me ask again if there's been any good sitcoms since Cheers. [6:50] and the Chiefs go 3 & out because real teams give up 9 instead of 14 on 3rd and 13. 1) Attack of the Battle of the Planet of the World of the Village of the Apes featuring simian Patrick Stewart. 2) MGM with Vince Vaughn who is awesome everywhere. 3) He'd get that you should just get some epsom salts and stop bothering people. 3a) @Heitz with the winner

[6:36] Pre-kickoff 1) YEEEEEEEAHHHH DEADPOOL 3 2) For moderate to average symptoms of menopause use Veoaizaeuih. Most common side effects include death, rigor mortis, and drowsiness. 3) Watch the Philadelphia Eagles season symbolically crash into a lake with NFL Sunday Ticket

[6:30] 1) A Quiet Place day 1, or a lotta people seeing if their listerine is holding up. 2) Dr Pepper transfer portal, not new. 3) Turbo Texas as far as how I hear it being pronounced. 4) NCIS, CBS 3:30 College games.

Chris Jones makes it manly to cry at anthems.

[6:23] Pre-anthem 1) Pizza wHut. Next year: Pizza wTf 2) Discover card and who is this Botox recepticle again? 3) AI Art by Minions adding extra fingers and legs. Cute! 4) Stee Fen Coal Burt.

Diggs dropped a pass in dodge ball. Definitely a #2

Good use of Schrader on the swing pass as a pressure relief valve.

Chiefs doing the same thing they did to the Bills, blitz a ton, stopping the inside and short stuff, dare the opponent to go deep to the sidelines. The Bills didn't have anyone who can catch, the Ravens don't have anyone who can deliver the ball.

I wonder how many reps a week the KC coaches give to "complaining for a penalty"

No to the last bit, the Bills have their center and versatile backup on the roster already. There's better places to spend that asset.

Sherfield in particular is bad at running routes, lazy on details, weak at the point of attack blocking, and gets no separation. And for the plays that Warner doesn't cover, when balls hit his hands, he doesn't catch them. Allen was completely nerfed by the OC and the boundary receivers this game, it's miraculous the Bills didn't get blown out 30-3 looking at these films. Swap the QB's and I bet KC wins by 2 scores.

Serious answer: A team with Allen at QB has a puncher's chance. He presents too many problems for any team to completely shut down. They've been in every game for a couple years now. They nearly took out KC even with an all-time bad defensive performance.

The consistent top level teams somehow always have a guy drop right to them in their position of need, and to a disgusting degree if that team is Baltimore for some reason (Flowers, Madubuike, Likely, Hamilton, Linderbaum, Oweh, Dobbins, etc etc) Edit: Oh right. Lamar.

You always play Pebble when you can play Pebble. Shoot, let me sub in at Edgewood, I'll take one for the team.

Gotta give Brady from credit for somehow matching the Bills least threatening receiver in Ty Johnson on their best cover man Sneed.

Yeah but this is the irony, the first Bills playoff exit against the Chiefs was because they were one-dimensional. They couldn't run the ball, KC stayed in shell defense. They weren't a ton better running in the 13-seconds game but Allen was a damn juggernaut and they hit deep shots (and they had open receivers!!!) The Bills lost this game because they were one-dimensional. Except this time, it was the running game that was their one dimension. The jumbo set was unstoppable all game until KC stacked the box, making themself vulnerable to getting beat over the top - the Bills were looking for that. The 3 shots they did take were all there, they were executed on all levels by everyone but the receiver. Maybe with Davis (or a legit #2) they hit one. Maybe hitting one, they win the game. Still woulda concussed your quarterback, Alex Soros

1. Diggs is the only boundary/deep weapon the Bills have 2. If he's not catching perfect passes, then who else is 3. Spanguououla knows that and cranks the box on early downs and Brady keeps ramming into it Fix boundary WR, fix the Bills

I ***** on McD's game management as much as anyone for years now, but since 6-6 he's actually been about NFL average. He can stay and maintain his culture as long as his ***** coordinators for offense defense and ST ***** right off