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Feliciano caught a blind side block.

It hit his guy's foot, McClouod had to try to recover it. He WAS yelling AND pointing at the guy, Romo! The blocker was the bozo there.

This is just lousy football all around. What a plop this game has been.

[9:14] 1) VW gets Neil Diamond as a soundtrack for their latest golf cart. 2) Homes.com wastes another few mill. 3) I'm not sure that Dumsticks being hawked by the Tiki Doll from Trilogy Of Terror is a great sales point. 4) Ryan Reynolds oversaturation continues with some other movie that isn't Deadpool 3 so I don't care.

KC is going back to their bread and butter: On offense: Hold On defense: Hold

"That's all heart" and holding

How much holding does #73 need to do to get a flag?

[8:59] 1) Pfizer declares that they are the logical inheritor of all of humanity's art, science and wisdom. What could go wrong? 2) Mr T wears Skechers, so does Tony Romo. They don't want to bend over I guess. 3) Bud Light and I just don't know what they're going to try next to try to rehabilitate their market share with these minor celebs. They need 10 or 20 Taylor Swifts for that. [9:04] 1) Toyota Tacoma looks for euphemisms for the Oh ***** handle. 2) Does Temu even net the dollars it needs to buy all these ads? 3) Doritos Dinamita with the Sinaloa Abuelas.

Josh woulda dirted that Jennings loss of 8

[8:40] Pre-2nd half & locals 1) Tua on Paramount Mt with Patrick Stewart. 2) Pluto TV couch potatos 3) Hyundai driving vikings 4) Xfinity different Christian McCaffreys 5) Tesla boycott ad 6) Mattressfirm sinkers and floaters [8:52] After Kermit delivers... the pick 1) Verizon 5G with Beyonce. Yawwwn. 2) Uber Eats commercial is going to be the first thing I forget in order to remember literally anything else. 3) Pluto TV couch potatos abbreviated version.

Kermit grinning is the creepiest thing I've seen tonight and I'm commenting on the Super Bowl commercials.

[8:13] Halftime, some network promos and local spots, nothing interesting. Back in 30.

Poppi is my grandfather. Pop is soda.

That's as much holding on Bosa as what Trent Williams was called on.

[8:04] We can clam another ad in here on a TO sire. 1) Snapchat ad is coincidentally a pointless pastiche of images. 2) Kennedy '24 retro ad which any frame of could be the cover of a Jello Biafra album. 3) Poppi soda, it looks like soda, fizzes like soda, tastes like soda, because it is soda. If only we needed more soda in the world.

How lazy is Young not to get his hands up? Or is SF coaching that?

[7:57] 2 minute warning 1) Another chance to kick off my Texas with TurboTex. 2) Crowdstrike with some steampunk western riff. 3) Google Pixel 8, with what I assume is an apology for their last year's ad.

[7:51] After the trickeration 1) Dunkin Donuts with Tom Brady and I don't get the boy band angle. 2) Who is my Neighbah? ask Ahnold. 3) Shogun, the new adaptation of the James Clavell novel.

OPI?

[7:41] 1) Reese's Caramel Peanut Butter Cups filmed in Hammer's Lot. 2) Squarespace. Please use the Independence Day beam, can you, aliens? 3) Bass Pro is selling a floating box of Marlboros that seats six and has a 100hp motor. The most American thing possible. 4) Robert Kraft standing up to people who hate semites, and/or massages.

I don't mean to ever laugh at injury but that's just the dumbest thing I've seen. Hey! That CAN call an obvious grounding on froggy.

[7:33] in the defensive struggle everyone predicted. 1) More Temu, it's right sized merchandise for this virtual dollhouse. 2) Oreo doing a twist commercial without Teddy KGB? 3) E-Trade babies in a pickleball commercial. They needed to quit a long time ago. 4) Hellmann's Mayo cat with dime store Jeri Ryan. 5) Halo the streaming series, ok.

[7:26] 1) T-Mobile auditions, but someone needs to explain the diff between magenta and hot pink. They ain't magenta: the first Hot Tuna record is magenta, the first Love Battery CD is hot pink. 2) Coors light with LL Cool O'Jay driving the Love Train. 3) Wide Right Of Destiny again.

That's what you get for showing Swift reaction on a non-Kelce play. Show her after the fffffumble, I dare ya.

[7:19] 3-0 SF with a record FG 1) Nerds Gummy Clusters. The ad is kinda disturbing but that actually looks awesome. 2) Twisters movie. No Helen Hunt. 3) Booking.com with Tina Fey and Glenn Close at a combined age of what, 140? 4) Homes.com attempting to complete with Zillow? You can't compete with a company that has made themself a noun AND a verb already. Why didn't they use "get to the choppah" considering they got him to the choppah?