Ralonzo

They're gonna call this a bat

As Romo pointed out, Bills can take the wind for the 4th quarter.

Bills better have the wind in at least one of the 2nd or 4th or I'm losing my *****.

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Was it similar to the one from deplaning that he bought out of the back of a truck in the Bronx from Petey Silks?

This loophole where ref screwups in the last 2 minutes screws the offense out of a 10-second runoff needs to be addressed.

Fine by me. After the first 2 playoff wins Brady never beat Manning again. And Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln...

Honestly? Couple bowls of Smores-Edition Lucky Charms. No whiskey at all, maybe that was the error. As for the murder part of it, it was my mom who was the investigator, and she was suspicious of me and kept telling me she wouldn't quit until she solved the thing, so she kept leaving pieces of evidence in obvious places where I'd know where it was and nobody else and I kept trying to send her down primrose paths in the meantime until I could gather it up all at once. It was very "Death Note" where she's L and I'm Yagami. Don't recall much about why the murder but as R Dean Taylor put it, "if a man ever needed dyin', he did." I'm sure this all means something and ultimately amounts to nothing.

I had a dream where I was on a ski trip, in the lodge, (and trying to destroy evidence from a murder but that's a different part of the dream) and I'm wearing my Allen jersey (of course) and a Bills helmet for a disguise and McDermott mistakes me for actual Allen and comes up to me and asks what I think about Matt Haack. I tell him he sucks, he was washed even in 2022, though I don't really know him personally very well. McD says he's thinking of releasing him and bringing back Ankou, I tell him, Ankou? I love that guy! McDermott wanders off, about 5 minutes later actual Allen comes up to me and berates me, "Dude, you can't tell him that, I'm always purposely vague about everything he asks me, he wants me to GM this team for crying out loud!" Then we proceed to throw passes to each other for a bit.

Both of these QB's have dropped a cylinder or two in the 4th quarter. One of them will be in the championship game.

Take the wind in the 2nd and 4th

Yeah that's a bad miss JLove

Refs suck. HUGE block in the back by Aiyuk pushing down the last defender who had broken down in the hole McCaffrey scored through.

Pittsburgh GM hangs up and blocks the number

Dunno what Lamar is reaming Agholor for there. It's hard to catch the baby when you throw it on the ground.

Queen has been noticeably dirty all game

Queen looks like he's on something, apart from that being pretty late and OB, that first drive there was a blitz where Queen had a free gap to Stroud but instead decided to blindside the guard who was engaged with the defensive tackle.

The Chiefs will play quite close because their main secondary technique is holding. Can the refs spot the holds on both teams is the question.

Even factoring in injuries... ehhh? Allen <-> Mahomes Cook <-> Pacheco Kincaid <-> Kelce Diggs <-> Rice Brown <-> Taylor Torrence <-> T Smith Morse <-> Humphrey McGovern <-> Thuney Dawkins <-> D Smith Looks like a push unless you want to really red-n-yellow shade it. If you want Humphrey over Morse I'll claim Brown over Taylor because Taylor is flat awful. Rousseau <-> Danna Oliver <-> C Jones D Jones <-> Nnadi Floyd <-> Karlaftis Dodson <-> Gay Bernard <-> Bolton T Johnson <-> Chenal Douglas <-> Sneed Benford <-> McDuffie Poyer <-> Reid Hyde <-> Edwards Subject to injury depletion but to me still looks like it's... kind of even.

Better: from Marv Levy.

You know why Hitler lost the war? Because he couldn't win on the road!

I try to do Romo's job, like I try to do every other color man's job. 20% of the time, Romo gets to an insight before I do. In my book that makes him top tier.

Did anyone catch Brandt on GMFB drawing the Mahomes v Allen analogy to Brady v Manning? The reputation was sealed when Brady beat Manning the playoffs the first 2 times he faced him - with the caveat that both were at home. The next 3 times they faced off in the playoffs, it was Manning at home and he went 3-0 vs Brady. Still the reputation persists falsely to this day that Brady owned Manning.

My body is a machine that turns pre-playoff-game anxiety into diarrhea.

"Live with me if you want to come"