RobbRiddick

I sort of feel like Al Bundy in the episode of Married with Children where he has a good day at work and doesn't hit a single light on his drive home. He's convinced the Bundy curse will come back with a vengeance and ends up building a bunker to hide in.

Imagine how good it would be if the Jets fired Gase at the end of the season and then replaced him with O Brien. I'd actually pay a subscription to get access to the Jets forums if that happened

They've been discussing this on one of the Jets forums I stalk visit and of course a majority of them say Allen would be terrible. I don't buy it. He wouldn't be amazing but he would be VERY entertaining and would be dragging that team kicking and screaming up the field far more than Darnold has. I consider the offense Allen had around him during his rookie year to be way worse than the Jets this year, and Allen never looked as catatonic as Darnold. He had plenty of bad moments but there were a number of games where he looked great and basically willed the team into the endzone. I don't really get that from Darnold. And I'm not a hater of him. I watched that Denver game and was pretty shocked by how lethargic he looked for the most part.

How long was Beasley out yesterday? I wondered if the lull in the offense during the third was related to him being sidelined with his ankle. I remember them showing him returning and the offense seemed to wake up again shortly after

The fact that he's made everyone on this board forget about Duke is the true miracle

An unnamed reporter has released the following footage of the Bills locker room just after Allen want in with his injured shoulder...

I ain't got time to bleed...

It is nice having the Bills talked about more. Not because I give a ***** what the media thinks of us but because it's refreshing to be relevant again after so many years of being an afterthought. That KC game will be hyped up anyway, but if they're both undefeated the build up will be insane

Would be great to play KC with us both being undefeated. All eyes will be on that game. KC will be favs regardless but would be great if we can give them a good game and throw a few vicious body shots

No 300 yard game. He sux. haha. Apart from that bizarre 3rd down he was great again.

Yet again this team has gone to sleep. Do they pass around a joint at halftime?

This halftime report is bizarre. Burleson was making our defense sound like the 85 Bears. We must be a trendy team this year

Remember when the defense sucked to start last season and the mcD started calling it and it improved

It's great that the offense is so good but this defense is doing a good job of pissing on my fruit loops. I don't expect them to be as good as last year but a few 3 and outs would be nice

Allen's back in. I just relaxed so hard that I soiled myself

Urgh. Glad it's not his throwing arm but still worrying. He grabbed his shoulder when he hit the floor then was holding his forearm. Hopefully just a trapped nerve

Anyone hear one of Gruden's F bombs getting picked up by the microphones? Pretty sure it was him

7-3. Almost identical to the start of the Bills Raiders AFC championship. I expect us to score 44 more points today.

Wallace looking like he's in agony.

Wow. They're making it look easy. I can't compute it

Just had a look at the Fire Bill o Brien thread on Texans talk. It's up to 207 pages now.

Sometimes I have a quick look at one of the Texans forums. Whenever I do the top topic is always 'fire Bill o' Brien'... even when they win

Have to say it was nice of RG3 to make a cameo so he could remind us all that he a) exists and b) is crap. Remember when this guy was trying to trademark his name?

Dolphins are getting better and better. They have a smart coaching staff. If Tua works out they'll be real good next year

Apparently Robert Kraft has also tested positive. He is currently at a top secret Chinese clinic where a 20 year old female doctor is attempting to "coax the virus out of his body" whatever that means