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ROCBillsBeliever

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  1. I feel like with his athletic profile, sheer height advantage, and being a former TE, he would be a beast!
  2. Let's not forget that we do still have Tommy Doyle, under contract. He's coming off an ACL, from the hot Phin debacle, so he should be ready to go for the season opener. We had started using him in the "eligible OL" / blocking TE role, a bit, prior to his injury. Cheap, in the system, athletic freak, has hands... Just an under-the-radar guy that should be noted, in the conversation.
  3. I am prepared to demolish the pitcher of beer in front of me, walk home, and put on a Smiths record... Eff this toilet water play...
  4. Whelp, we all know why K.C. won: Collinsworth has a "No Cry Clause" in his contract. If Patty Cakes isn't available for his weekly personal ball washing, Collinsworth will refuse to announce his scheduled game. Plain and simple.
  5. Patty Cakes is in trouble? No worries... Just call out the Zebras 🙄🙄🙄
  6. Preach! Now that's telling it like it is!
  7. How's that feel, Kermit? Get ready to sit at home next weekend.
  8. There needs to be a "Heartbreak Ratio" for INT's, though, because I guarantee that his percentage of red zone INT's has been drastically higher this year than last.
  9. TUNAAAAAA! I could kiss ya! Thanks for being rotten.
  10. Oh. oh. Oh... I'm sorry... I meant "time outs". NOT "slime pouts". Too bad. So sad.
  11. NerDaniel: Why did your metrics fail on that onsides kick? Where are your slime pouts? Do you need a microfiber cloth to clean your glasses?
  12. Oh Noooooo, Tuna... It's the 4th down... Too bad... So sad.
  13. Oh, oh, you're right! Tua is in line for being the Most Valuable Passer-to-a-woman-beater.
  14. NerdDaniel takes his last TO with 4:12 left, while behind, on the road? But... But... But... Collinsworth told me he's a genius?
  15. Sorry, Phish... Your NOT that good
  16. @Bubba Gump Are you absolutely certain 🤔
  17. Dear Leslie Frazier: 1) Watch this Fish v.s Bolts game tape. 2) Do the same thing to Tuna Tug-on-my-own-viola. 3) Thanks, in advance.
  18. More than seeing Miami struggle, I enjoy watching Chris Tua'sBallWashingworth try and figure out how to make Tuna seem like the best QB in history... Dude is literally a cheerleader for Tuna...
  19. Eppy steppin' up, BABY!
  20. Nice pass, White! Great job....
  21. Why are we allowing passes downfield? Seriously?
  22. At least Martin redeemed himself on that punt.
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