KingBoots8

This guy is on the short list

“That’s what happens to people when they arrive in Buffalo. They land at the airport, survey the frozen and windswept barrens, hear “Name” playing on a loop at the local wing joint, and instinctively want to flee.” I have to admit this line got a laugh out of me. Drew does good work for having to cover all 32 teams. ...plus we crushed his Vikings last year. Might be a little bitter still lol

Has this reached Jasper-level fandimonium?

Dick Jauron, is that you??

Get a Jim Kelly USFL Gamblers Jersey? I would just for the novelty

The Binghamton area is a pretty varied melting pot of favored teams. Most are Giants fans (the Super Bowl runs had a lot to do with that), then Bills and Steelers seem to be the next popular, then Jets, and from there is a pretty crazy mix. It’s a bit of a stretch but I’m close enough to say yes I think.

I’ll play, but I had seasons in ‘09 and had only been to two other games so get ready for some heartbreakers lol: 1. The 6-3 game vs the Browns. Impressively awful. Moorman was the MVP. We lost. I was incredibly drunk for this game and jousted with empty beer cans taped together with my friends. That was more entertaining. 2. The final game of the ‘07 season when the bills jumped to a nice lead over the giants in Q1. Then it rained incredibly hard... then snowed... and I froze to death watching the giants completely destroy us 3. Bills vs Chargers 08. There was an issue with the audio that day I think. Beautiful weather. Back then Trent Edwards looked competent. First game back from getting destroyed by Arizona. We won so that’s a plus too. 4. TO’s last game in 09. Crap weather and a shot season, but I was able to just enjoy the game/moment. 5. Bills vs Fins 09 - screw the fins. We played like garbage early on and the Henne gave us the ball so many times it was easy to look amazing. now, video games: 1. Suikoden 2 2. Witcher 3 3. Final Fantasy Tactics 4. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 5. Super Mario world

Someone who runs a parody account reported that OJ threatened him to delete his account or else. Then OJ sent some knife emojis. Now, im not sure whether OJ would actually do that- this being a parody account and all... but I can’t say with certainty that he wouldn’t. He did try to write a book called “if I did it” after all. its comedy gold either way

I would be OK if we compromised the old and new logo with a charging red Buffalo like this picture (remove the player obviously) otherwise i I doubt I would change anything at all

Viva Los Bills, Amigo.

Yesssssssss! Make holes and keep Allen on his feet

Risner or Ford please!

Amazing outcome. Couldn’t have had the chips fall any better for us

He don’t see nothing wrong with ‘our new offensive line’

A raiders fan being disappointed is par for the course my friend

Browns just tweeted a video about Von Miller... Maybe relevant? Idk. https://mobile.twitter.com/Browns/status/1103090884806098944?s=19

He also got injured about 5 minutes after his plane landed.

This is the correct response.

Contract year, so he could be motivated to perform well... I mean if the price is right he’s worth a look, however last eagles WR we traded for ended poorly for us lol

Alex Smith can take solace that his season had at least one more highlight thanks to this lol

Excellent move- the first of many hopefully

This is a harder question to answer than I thought. Here’s my order: 1. Dallas - because you know the stigma that would come with the game, especially after all this time. Gotta take one of those back... plus it’s the damn Cowboys. 2. New York - Hit a field goal and seal the game with the shot heard round the world. Haus$ gets a statue in Buffalo and the key to the city. On a more serious note: I’m married to a Giants fan and most of my friends are sadly giants fans too. This is the one I probably want more on a personal level just to stick it to them, but I have respect for the Giants after stopping Brady twice. 3. Minnesota - Only other team to dance 4 times and lose. I know it’s cruel, but I’d love to finally get that W against them. Each team would be clawing away at each other and to earn it like that would be very nice. 4. Los Angeles - The Rams are probably the best coached and most talented team in the NFL. To beat them is to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt you had either a better team or better plan of attack.

“Big D*ck Nick” Foles

Does anyone remember how he wouldn’t stop gushing about Johnny Football during that draft? I mean, it was like the second coming of Elway from the way he said his name every 3 minutes. He was legit angry when teams passed on him. i wouldn’t trust him to properly evaluate a QB if my life depended on it. He throws darts at the board and if they ever hit he says “I told you so”. I suppose we will see next year when he can draft one of his own. As for Carr, well, I see him heading to NY or Denver. Maybe even Jacksonville but I think Marrone goes and new coach drafts his own guy. If the Chargers make the Super Bowl and win I think Rivers retires and he could easily head there to own the Raiders twice a year.

I’m in the fight for my life as far as playoffs go- I’ve had Ertz all season doing his thing and always being reliable. Last week he puts up 8 points in my league, and I’m getting a bit nervous with Wentz now out. On my bench I have George Kittle going against the Seahawks, and coming off a 34 point game vs Denver. He only put up 13 2 weeks ago against the Seahawks. Eagles are away in LA, SF is at home. Who would you play?